Animal Obituary
Mr Froggy croaked yesterday at 8:23 am. In his pond Behind Fern Meadows
Cause of death was excessive gas. He left behind his loving Froggy widow
451 tad-polls and 2,964 great-tads. Services will be held at Wort Holler
Eulogies are being composed and beans, rib-its and flies will be served.
HotRed Foxy was snuffed-out last night. At her din in Edens Creek Valley
Cause of death was choking on a turtle shell. She left behind 17 husbands
144 lil-foxy’s and 531 great-foxy’s. I’m sure one of her husbands
Will be reading a eulogy. So sorry, silvers, grays and reds. She will truly be missed.
NellyBell the Cow, kicked the bucket last night as well
Cause of death, milk-fever, where she caught it is anyone’s guess
She left behind 10 bulls and 3 buds. She was quite a liquor lap-per
Her dear friend Horner will be in charge of Nel’s eulogy
Trinka Turtle slipped away early this morning under suspicious circumstances
Seems as though someone had stolen her shell right off her back
Official cause of death was hypothermia due to last nights freezing temperatures
Be on the lookout for anyone with a spare turtle shell
Daisy the Skunk bit the schnitzel at breakfast this morning
Cause of her death was severe allergic reaction to her own aroma
In other words, she sniffed herself to death
There will be no eulogy, no one will enter her din for the information
Finally! Otto the Otter was found, bellied-up in Mrs. Froggys Pond
Why he would be floating there no one seems to know
Cause of death was trespassing according to Mrs. Froggy
That was all the information we could collect from Worty the sheriff
All services for all our friends, begin at 2 pm today
At Wort Holler Hill
Hope to see you there. Dove
Author notes
Written March 24th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Inspirations Through Tragic Times by echomywurdz.
300 points, ended April 17, 2004, 15 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Loved this FifthDove, you have such a great sense of humour, it's really good, I love all your funny poems, they're awesome
best wishes as always
Moonstone Virgo
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HEHEHE LOL, I like the pig!!!! and the obituary is good too lol. luv ya
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LOL...CONGRADULATIONS!!!
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Congratulations on the contest. I like the pig.
Queen
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I like this
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Cute and fun
This is really cute! I just read it to my kids and they said it was cool!I Love your funny stuff! It feels good to read it!
Tammy33
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spectacular
Very cute. You should write childrens stories. You got all the cool names. I liked this a lot. Queen
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