Wee Willie Streakie
Ran through the town
Naked as a jay bird,
Kit strewn on the ground.
Startling old ladies—
What a perverse chap!
Now he’s in the jug on
An indecent exposure rap.
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Written March 24th, 2004
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A contest entry
- nursery rhyms gone awry by arden.
300 points, ended April 5, 2004, 22 entries
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I guess we have both seen the same little Willie, though not very impressed with what he had 
poem great.
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Dude omg thats so great! lol I love this poem! Its an old nursery rhyme but it is so very modernized. Lol I love it! Great Job.
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Obviously taking those sex change pills!
Barb
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who'd wanna streak with such a wee willie?
awwww lookit how cute dat wee willie is!
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Very funny!
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Ho Ho!
But if it was Wee Willy how were they to know – he wasn’t wearing skin tight pants and very little showed?
I think you might have aced this one! Good luck anyway.
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roflmao
this is particularly special as i am a strake miself. however, i 'ave always gotten away rom harges... he should come talk to me, i know where to go.
arden
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Dude! How hilarious! You are the king. This is too much...how am I supposed to go and do well in muay thai training when I'm thinking about that?
M
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