I'd taken hours that felt like years to straighten out my hair
and picked the perfect pretty pink and orange dress to wear
I'd gone commando makeup-wise, so my whole face was bare
well I felt fine and time was flying and I just didn't care.
It was my eighth grade graduation, I was like a kite
higher than the whole huge ceremony, walking up five flights
to ascend the stairs a graceful person, willing, peaceful, right?
But little did I know, something would ruin my whole night...
When we aligned our little selves and went over the dress
I felt a strange sensation as I walked with all the rest
On stage, the stares ensured me that I surely looked the best
But my ass was showing, white and glowing, to hundreds of guests.
I suppose the gory details, I could really stand to spare
but when you leave the bathroom, it's dress OVER underwear!
Author notes
I had somehow managed to tuck my dress into my underwear and my ass was exposed to teachers, faculty, students, and parents alike. Horrific. I have yet to live it down.
A contest entry
- Most embarrassing moment in rhyme only by Pisces rainbow.
900 points, ended July 27, 13 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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HAHA! Nice to you I'm not the onle one who's done this XD
lol, very written, its hard to do this in rhyme. Good luck
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this is absolutely without a doubt an embarrassing moment,
laugh out loud truly funny
Thank you for your entry my friend and also for your advice
it's dress over underwear!
got to remember that
God bless you
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OMG! i'd absolutely die!!!
good write tho
i loved reading it!!
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Im sorry for laughing but thats certainly one of the funniest embarrassing stories i hear. Thanks for giving us a laugh and good luck in the contest.
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