I proved the existence of God today
Two cokes popped out of a vending machine
All the mysteries revealed at last
in ironic little absurdities
No booming voice
No burning bush
I found a pen I lost in the woods
A man showed up with a septic tank
2+2 always equals four
And we always want tomorrow or yesterday
It's ironclad proof
The strongest yet
The easiest of all to wave aside
It won't convert
It can't be preached
But once it has you
That's the end
I'm thouroughly caught
I can't go back
Singularities blow away on the wind
while absurdities pop up
Dandelions in the lawn
Proof of the only real singularity
The mother of all absurdities
Of men and his wishes
His definitions and fences
And manicured lawns
Speckled with weeds
