Jack Sparrow Obsession

For those of you
who thought I was crazy
HA
this one's for you
When he stepped out of my poster,
a teenage boy,
I drew him close and asked him
to escort me to school.
He was registered that day
and became a part of my classes
save Girls PE


He walked me to each room
and sat close by,
if not next to,
and scowled at any boys
who tried to flirt.
We held hands down the halls
and my bestest friend was glad
that I had someone of my own.
My ex-boyfriend had an angry face
when he saw what I replaced him by,
cuz all he had was a drama queen cheerleader wannabe
that never left him alone.


You might say that this love could never be
because of his addiction to rum
but I weaned him of that
and turned him
onto chocolate instead.
I loved with with all of my heart
and he loved me with his
and we got married
in five years time.
We are very happy indeed.

TO QUOTE A FINE FLAIR
Forget Edward Cullen, I still want to be Mrs. Jack Sparrow.
^_^ and so I was!