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A poem about zombies – using obscure rhymes.

As I fought for my life against all of the zombies,
The force was strong with this one, said Abercrombie.
Bullets in their guts, I had to apply,
As I search, for some reason, for a Mediterranean fruit fly.
The rain poured down over my loaded shot gun,
I was hungry so I had a cinnamon bun.
Spending my points on the brown random box,
And remembering the dear old Scandinavian fox.
Most of the time it’s all down to luck,
But when they kill you, you’ll shout out aerial ladder truck!
Wading through the waist deep swamp and gas,
We work out a zombies gravitational mass.
We make our way to the hut made of wood,
I always thought zombies were a bit misunderstood.
Together we revive and we’ll always let,
Each other smoke a marijuana cigarette.
You can run away and they will circle around,
Until the old man says: “GET OFF THE GROUND!”
But however long we fight for its always the same,
We have to remember our baptismal name.

Author notes

This poem, its hilarious. My brother ( with some help from me) who does not own an account on AP wrote this. He asked me to upload it to get some great responces back! . We used a rhyming website to find the most obscure rhymes we could find. This poem is based on a game called 'Nazi Zombies' and sorry if you do not know that game. I really hope it makes you laugh out loud, soz if the vocab is strange at all.

Any way, enjoy it!!

l o n e l y a n g e l

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  • Juno101
    November 2
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    Wow....that was different.


  • bunnyslasher157
    November 1
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    hahahahaa!! That's a good poem right there!! Good luck and keep writing!!


  • Dryad Enya
    October 13
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    [this note is for me not for author]
    Have already comenting, once again thanks for entering it, I do admit i love it even if i protent i dont


  • nightingale
    October 7

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    LOL!!



    i literally did laugh out loud. and that doesn't happen very often! what adds to the hilarity of the poem is the background you chose. in its own obscure way, it just makes sense. bravo to your bro! and to you! keep it up!

  • XxLuckyxX
    July 30

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    This poem definitely did make me laugh out loud. It was a joy to read. I loved the obscure rhymes, they made the piece even more enjoyable. Thank you so much. I needed a good laugh like that. Its hard to laugh these days but this did it. I truly appreciate the entry. Tell your brother he needs an account on here so we can read more of his stuff. Best of luck in the contest.


  • Away From the Sun
    July 25
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    LOL!!!

    I have to say, the thought processes in this piece remind me of myself. I'll be thinking of one thing while, by word association, other things pop into my head at the same time until my head is spinning and I can't remember where I began and I have to eat the bun and I can't find the fly and I forgot to run so I run again and I stop to let my friends smoke and then I remember my name and then....

    Too funny!

    Thank you for entering,

    Debbie

  • Dryad Enya
    July 6

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    -wipes forhead- sorry, it's just the title i can't stop laughing...man this is funny. Sorry -serious face- Alright, what the hell inspired you to write this? I mean it's not your style though the poem does work, but you have used language i didn't even know you knew and OMG Torchwood tonight..woops sorry ignor me ranting her just tying to get points la la la la la la. Oh did i mention i like:

    'As I search, for some reason, for a Mediterranean fruit fly.'

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