As I rest my head down, I feel my body drifting off to sleep.
No one will bother me now, no one around not even my cousin Pete!
As I lay there I hear a loud knock at the door!
I got up so fast that I tripped over my shoes on the floor!
As I opened the door I found something to my surprise!
It was a girl butt ass naked, if you could only see my eyes.
I got so scared that all I could do is scream, turn around and run!
After a minute of thinking, I realized she was only looking for a bit of fun!
Embarrassed and ashamed of myself I sit twiddling my thumbs!
I asked myself over and over how could I be so dumb!
I finally woke up looked all around and came to the realization.
That was only a dream, I'm still a loser but hey at least I have masturbation!
Author notes
LOL I was in a weird mood when I wrote this!! I hope you like it if you don't oh well!! LOL
A contest entry
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What did you think
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LOL
Too damn funny too bad it is only a dream and not a strip-o-gram
Thanks for sharing this cute poem.
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LMAO thats mad xD lol'd the whole way through
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lmao first time I laughed all night wow wasn't expecting that from the title weird random writes are cool
I like it
Thank you so much for entering my contest,
And Good Luck!
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Thank you Amy I'm glad it gave you a laugh..
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LOL
I AM GIVING UP SOME POINTS TO GIVE YOU A TRIPLE APPLAUD ON THIS ONE. BY THE WAY YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A LOSER AND YOU KNOW IT.
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Ty
I'm glad you like it!
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omfg
lmfao your the best, this shit rocks
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Thank you!!
You were the one that got me to start writing I owe it all to you!! lol
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i liked this..weird mood or not its has made me laugh and ive been in a bad mood. god this is good. a great write and really well written. excellent!
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Thanks
I'm glad you like it!
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