Life offers greatness.
Life offers much joy
May I offer you a new toy?
This is the joy can bring in life.
To go places you have never been.
An eye catching appeal.
And the laughter it will bring.
From all who helped.
Creating this car of cars.
Many have signed their names.
Plus a few who lost in the game.
You see the owners papers now have your name.
As a tribute to you,
You are the driver to be.
For no licence have I.
Be a good sport by taking the car off of me.
A contest entry
- PIF Funny Letter Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended July 7, 4 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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Ummm... Perhaps you might have a better chance unloading this er, "beauty" to someone who is a little short on eyesight and a little long in the dumb, stuck on stupid department. This is such a cute little ditty. Good luck in the contest! Penman always has such a great imagination when it comes to these things. 
♥ Touchof1der
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lol...I would need insurance...mystic
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