Return Substance to the Aether

on June 16, 2007. © All rights reserved
Your honour it's absurd that the prosecution make these ungrounded attempts to blacken the name of my client with tales of black magic... insidious acts of witchcraft. I mean witchcraft your honour! to say it is responsible for the apathy of this young lady (who can't even stay awake in the court room) is preposterous. The blame should go to the parents who locked her in that chamber of solitude for god knows how many years twisting her mind with tales of how her life has been threatened... leaving her to become a weaver of paranoid delusional fantasy's... lies brooding viscously over her spindle of deceit. A product of a line genetic misfits that is our Royal family your honour. The question people should be asking themselves is? why would someone want to put the this young lady to sleep, (for so long)? I say it's obvious! she was out of control, upsetting the social grandeur of her reality displaced parents who are not only bred insular but live in a total fantasy world of obsessive order.
(The daughter probably rocked the boat) if you know what i mean? so they wanted her sedated (probably hired some burnt-out back street fairy god mother who went over the top with the medication). I say this whole case is an attack of ugly-ism towards my friend... client stilt-skin. Yes he manufactured the spindle... it's true he was there on a day of crucial importance to this case. but! i don't think he would jeopardies his lively hood nor has he anything to gain from a crime such as this. We know he has previous conviction for the illegal sale of fairy dust but that was over a hundred years ago... should no way reflect on this hard working individuals character now, he served his time... learned from his crime. The queen and her megalomaniac need for perfection has brought this attack upon my client whose misfortune was to be beaten regularly as a child with an ((UGLY STICK)). Jury gasps: by a wicked step mother who resented his hypnotic charm. This case should Be laughed out of court your honour! And then the fight started.