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My big head gets the best of me sometimes

 

 

Fresh out of the shower my spirit rises

An occurrence that happens every day,

At times so strong that it even surprises  

As I walk around proudly with a sway.

 

Sometimes like a lion, I'll give a roar

To trigger a deep certain primal urge,

Which in turn causes my libido to soar

Sending blood to extremities in a surge!

 

And yes I know it seems that I'm bragging

As we men are accustomed to indulge,

But when it's limp, on the floor it's dragging

And when corralled in my pants; a huge bulge!  

  

As for what hangs large and low to each side,

They look like goose eggs and nearly as wide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I know, I'm sick.

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  • JinSays gold member
    July 10
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    omg.

    you're a mess
    I did get a perverted thrill out of it though, so I guess Im sick too
    Love,
    jin


    • MJ Donnelly gold member
      July 10

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      This really was a stretch for me, no pun intended.


      • JinSays gold member
        July 10

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        and I know my girlfriend Tory loved it
        lol
        cause she's worse than me
        (j/k tory, I adore you.

  • MJ????!!!! HOLY MOLY

    uhmm. Yea..bring it baby

    Awesome job on both the..piece and the ..yea..you know the rest lol

    Good luck and thank you for the entry

    Love
    Passionspromise

    • Yeah, I stepped out of the box this time, and I did exaggerate a bit.

  • with most men there is a commonality
    amongst the words above I see
    they carry softballs and a baseball bat

    but when exposed it's hardly that

    they like the dark so we can't see

    a tiny twig dangling two berries

     

    loved the poem and the great sense of humor!

     

    Suzi

     

     

    P.S. - Of course you are probably not most men so please do not take offense to the snappy comment, it was only written in fun, not to poke fun at you personally.

     

     

  • Good Lord Michael.

    I caught the F U L L Visual and i was very enlightened, as usual i could always count on a
    fabulous story line and meaning,
    your Tops in my book!

    Blessings
    Rend

    • Sorry, my naughty side comes out every now and then, it keeps me grounded.

      • i really appreciate the naughty side Michael. because what ever you write i love it, and its so believable to me ,. no berries and teeny tiny sticks for me,
        but i couldn't help but chuckle to my self, [As I walk around proudly with a sway].i can picture it!!! lol the whole enchilada !

        Blessings

        Rend



  • maralisa silver member
    July 3

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    aw a what can I say good luck inthe contest maralisa


  • malmadre gold member
    July 3
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  • hmmmm....

    What can I say to that???

    I can't blame you for 'bragging' just a little bit dear and your word choice was, as usual, quite amazing.

    You...at your cheeky best

    Love Margaret


  • Emmyb gold member
    July 3

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    um

    ok...

    well



    thank you for sharing this mj
    the mental images were quite surprising.



    Em

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