Evidence is in the Eyes of the Beholder...

Evidence is In the Eyes of the Beholder or Even Gods and Bacteria Fornicate!

When does an anomaly become a miracle? What magic turns correlation into causation? Evidence abounds, for those who would percieve it...

Imagine if you will, two biologists
Lounging in the lab, running their
Daily slate...when suddenly one of them
Jumps up from his seat and exclaims,
"By Darwin's Beard! Did you know that
Bacteria fornicate?

"Preposterous!" says the other, "everyone knows
They're asexual beings... Were you
Asleep in Bio 101, you dope?"

"Everyone's wrong, then, 'cause I saw it
With my own two eyes,...under the
Electron Scanning Scope... Come See!
Those two in the top left corner.
They're exchanging DNA, or I'm a
Monkey's uncle!!"

"Holy Test Tube, you're right!  Break out the
Champagne... I wouldn't exactly call it
Fornication, but something unseen in this
World is happening there, that's for sure."

But he was right; the little buggers were,
For lack of a better word, fornicating,
And science was ratcheted forward one more klick.

"A little nonsense now and then, is
Relished by the wisest men." or so I
Contend.  So when i say that even the
God's fornicate, just remember your
Greek mythology. Every myth contains a
Kernal of Truth, canni getta amen?
Call it communing, call it meditation,
Call it walking or wrestling with God.
I prefer fornication, for it's better
To fornicate than not. I do it with the
Utmost fear and respect and trembling.
Because something is created by
Effing with God and all His equations.
I won't even try to read Hawking's
Brief History of Time, but i feel free
To fornicate the synopsis and conclude
What I will 'bout the Nature of
Creation and all the critters within it.