Why i am not riding that bus agian

Ok, so I get on the bus nice and early right?
And I’m all like "ok, so where the bus?"
It was supposed to be there, right?
And it was an HOUR before it came!
An hour late!

So right away I’m late for summer school
And I still have to get on ANOTHER bus to get there!
And that bus doesn’t come for half an hour
And that’s IF it shows up on time!

So I decide to get a coffee right?
Just to ease the wait
And to deal with the fact that I am 1/2 an hour late
And if I miss the 2 hour class entirely
I get dropped with no refund

So I am in line at the coffee shop
And that’s when I realize something-
I don’t know crap about how to order coffee
So I get there and I ask for the special

And the ladies all like "that will be 7.99, with tax"
And I’m like "crap! That’s crazy!"
But I hand her a twenty anyway
And she’s all like “oh thanks”!
And - I am not kidding
She shoves my coffee at me, takes the twenty and runs!

And so I’m about to run after her
When my nose smells the most beautiful sent in the world
It smells like Christmas!
Cinnamon, eggnog, wrapping paper!
It was the most perfect coffee ever

I wanted to savor it, so I decide not to to drink it till the bus comes
So I go to the bus stop and wait
Dreaming about that first taste
My mouth was watering and I had a dopey smile on my face
I was going to be in heaven!

The bus pulled up and everyone got on
I found a spot next to the window
And some girl came and sat next to me
It was halfway before my stop when I realized it was the girl from the coffee shop!

So I turn to her and scream, "wher is my money"!
And she grabs my perfect, angelic coffee and pours it all over me
And bolts off the bus!
I swere I am not making this up!
The bus was moving too!

So I wait for the bus to stop and I take off after her,
But she has already disappeared
And I am lost in downtown Seattle,
This gets me to wondering,
How the hell did I get into Seattle?
I live 30 minutes away-
And that’s on the highway without traffic

And that’s when I realize I got on the wrong bus
And by that time I was half crazy
And that’s when me, a 15 year old summer school student,
Decides to jack a bus
There was no way I was going to let myself get kicked out of summer school

So I hop into the nearest bus I can see
And I shove my hands in my pocket and scream
"I’ve got a gun!" and the driver starts screaming and runs off like a little baby
So I hop on and stomp on the peddle that looked like the gas

And I, A crazed teenager with a bus load of innocent bystanders
Scream out my awesome battle cry
"For coffee drinkers everywhere!"
And run head on into a brick wall

Epic fail

So that’s how I
Got kicked out of summer school,
Thrown into juvie,
Thrown into a psycho ward
And most importantly lost the best coffee ever
And yes I fully blame the bus that came an hour late =)