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Drugs & Sex (Pulling Out Don't Work)

The perfect pairing of drugs and sex
as seen on the tv,
thought you might wanna wind that back
before they raped your eyes
wish i had a reminder
that im getting pretty old...
before i settle for set backs
i want money tears and gold!

so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hope we come unglued
the perfect pairing of drugs and sex
before they made the tube
so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hold on for your life!
cause after this
there aint much left
that could bother you
oh

necrophilia, having sex
with dead people and their goo
sadomasochistic world
takes hits and then hits you
making love is kind of strange
even when its normal play...
so add to this the kinks of this world
as your sure to do

so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hope we come unglued
the perfect pairing of drugs and sex
before they made the tube
so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hold on for your life!
cause after this
there aint much left
that could bother you
oh

dear god if she becomes pregnant...
i hope she isnt pregnant
maybe its a false positive...
but damn will that belly look good...

so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hope we come unglued
the perfect pairing of drugs and sex
before they made the tube
so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hold on for your life!
cause after this
there aint much left
that could bother you
oh

do you like fucking that cow..haha!...
i know you do...
how about another round...
you know...for the guys around you...
all of us!

so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hope we come unglued
the perfect pairing of drugs and sex
before they made the tube
so clean the stain
of your disdain
and hold on for your life!
cause after this
there aint much left
that could bother you
oh

Author notes

i dont actually have any of these fetishs...or do i...

did i scare you....good thats what im after with this lol

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Comments

  • Sweet!!

    Oh goosness gracious this was one helluva killer funny write. I really love the indepth genius to this well struck poem I mena it had it all and I really love how this flowed so fast n furiously and got me to laugh because its like a song gone mad and I would crack the hell up if this was turned into an actual song and there was a music video for this song =] any ways awesome poem all round and keep up the mighty impressive work =]