Guilty

well i never met a single man not guilty of murder
and if you stick around long enough i'll take it one step further
i know some people in the world have high marks and degrees
but those are just the people who have got it in for me!

(go!)

i met this blonde girl once who turned out to be a temptress
i met her at a sleazy bar while she was just a waitress
all i did was ask for some sex on the beach
and now instead i've got a kid and oh so itchy feet

what to do
where to go
when there's so much shit in the world

get a clue
who to know
when there's too many shits in the world
to give


what to do
where to go
when there's so much shit in the world

get a clue
who to know
when there's too many shits in the world
to give

before i get too carried away tellin' my life story
there is something you should know, an introductory
i grew up in a shitty town, population small
when i was just five years old i longed to rule the world

before i'd ever heard of that motherfuckin' neitzsche
i had started on my very own to form philosophies
is it better to be loved, or is it better to be feared?
all i knew was i'd outgrew my burly father's beard

i tried to earn respect but you know that didn't work
i had to find the hard way that everyone's a jerk
and by the time i was fifteen i'd been in and out of juvee
i had a knack for dealin' crack and stealing old folks' jewelry

what to do
where to go
when there's so much shit in the world

get a clue
who to know
when there's too many shits in the world
to give

but i don't know, is it my fault that i'm a no good loser?
probably is, but second-guess and  see there's guilt for two there.