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Well Noir... what have you got? [pas une poème]

TO THE SURVEY!!!!!


The Basics

i. Full name: Jillian R L W. if you must know
ii. Gender: female ( i think? )
iii. Height: around 5'6 i'm guessing
iv. D/O/B: October 16th
v. Birth Place: The Capital Of Canada
vi. Sexual orientation: I honestly have no idea. Its one of those things that isn't making sense right now.. although if it did I'd be a much happier person.
vii. Relationship Status: single / trying really hard to maintain a long distance relationship via email. I have no idea if i'll ever see the guy again D:
viii. Current residence (country) : Canada baby. The land of ice and snow and rain as of recently.... -___-
ix. Current Employment: student? although my mommy made me apply for a summer job at the library
x. Left or Right handed? : Right although i cut food with my left. My left hand writing isn't dismal either...












Drugs & Alcohol

i. Do you smoke? Why/why not?
Nope. There are better ways to die
ii. Do you drink? Why/why not?
No.. not only am I underaged I really don't care for the taste. Its bitter and it burns
iii. Have you ever done illegal drugs?
No and I really think that would be a super duper bad idea considering sugar has frightening effects already
iv. Ever been addicted to, or still are addicted to them?
Just Skittles!!!!!!
v. Do you know anyone that has been permanently affected by these substances?
Not that I can think of....
vi. Are you for or against alcohol?
well i don't like it and too much can really be a bad thing..
vii. If you do do drugs, what is the appeal? ...
viii. What's the worse you've ever done whilst under the influence?...
xi. Have you ever drunk and driven?...
x. When did you have your first drink?
I dunno. I've dipped fingers in wine glasses only to make faces afterwards













Family

i. Do you have any siblings and how many?
I have an older sister of 20 and two step siblings one is 12 the other is 15
ii. What number child are you?
I was the second child of 2
iii. What were your teen years like?
well they aren't over.. but they were kinda hellish. Stupid schools full of stupid people. Great combo... and I REALLY REALLY hate it when people make fun over a boy. It hurts a lot and they only stop when you start to cry....
My parents broke up when I was 12 so.. that kinda screwed me up a bit too

iv. Do you get along with your family?
Sometimes.. My mom is too strict. She won't let me have contact with the outside world via Facebook MSN etc. I stopped listening to those rules a year ago...
My dad and I get on well. I mean he doesn't say much rule wise. He's pretty easy going as long as I play my flute.
My sister has been better as of late too. She sometimes acts like a second mother and it drives me up the wall >.<

v. Did you have any major family drama's?
Sure have. My mom found out about my dad's affair on her birthday. It was great really..
vi. Who was in your family?
Ish not comprending? It was Mom Dad Sister I. Now its Mom + Boyfriend + step kids half the time and Moi
Or I'm with my dad alone in his apartment.

vii. What customs did/do you have in your family?
We don't really have customs. Ritual wise we go to Mexico at Christmas to escape it. and its MY job to empty the dishwasher X_X
viii. How often do you keep in touch with your family members?
I see them every day...extended family? like never. I try not too O.o
xi. Would you change your family if you could?
I think so.. but that might be a bad idea in the long run
x. What was your family's wealth status? Did you live a privileged life? Struggled? Somewhere in between?
I wouldn't say privileged. We've never been rich but we're pretty well off. When my mom was single after the break-up we had significantly less money but we're good now











Relationships && love

i. How long was your longest relationship?
A month... it wasn't worth my time
ii. Have you ever had an internet relationship?
well I didn't meet them over the internet but its how its surviving
iii. Do you ever regret something you've done in a relationship?
I feel like I regret everyone I was ever interested in. You look back and think... Wow I have no taste --___--
iv. First kiss? (details)
Much to my disappointment it was a short peck on the lips.. goodbye for Christmas break thing. I was looking for something a little .. hotter? I dunno
v. What would be your perfect date?
I suppose it would depend on the person. I think it would involve being outside in the evening in the summer with a possible willow tree
vi. What's the most romantic thing you've ever done? Ever been done for you?
I've ever done? I haven't really. Done for me? Well.. [He] said that he would get me flowers (we were at camp) and I was like.. he's kidding.. he wasn't. He picked me flowers from who knows where. I laughed but thought it was actually super sweet
vii. Ever written a tribute poem for a love? (past or present)
Nope but I think I should
viii. Have you ever lied to get a better chance to be with someone?
*Gasp*... no no  that's mean
ix. Have you ever had un-requited love?
*sigh* Yes... and it hurts like hell
x. What is your best post-break-up-recovery-strategy?
Thinking about this one really amazing book character that i would LOVE to date
xi. Has a pick-up line ever been used on you? have you ever used a pick up line?
Um.. it wasn't really a pickup line but  Boy-From-Camp liked to bother me by asking who i liked.. and I would answer no-one . One day he said: Ok fine.. I'll just go with me (after listing a bunch of other names) and I said: sure(dead serious) and then he figured out that I actually liked him. It was super funny







Sexual questions


i. What age did you lose your virginity?
We is thinking about the future are we?
ii. Would you consider ever going a threesome?
Ha ha sure... With the right people
iii. Do you prefer romantic or "impulse/rough" sex?
I'm going to assume Impulse is more fun...
iv. Favourite position? Why?
lol Celestial Cowgirl just for the name. Or the Sit and Spin ( Cosmopolitan!!!!! hahahahahahah) Not that I've tried them though...
v. Would you consider going gay? (or straight? or Bi? )
For sure. Except it wouldn't matter. The one girl I would want likes boys and has made that extremely clear D:
vi. Do you care about people's opinion on sexuality?
It bothers me when people are against homosexuality. Its just love!
vii. For or against gay marriage? Why/why not?
All for it. Its how life works. Love is love
viii. Do you like being in charge in the bedroom?
I don't think I would like that. I prefer to be taught before I take charge
ix. What nationality has the sexiest accent?
Oh... gee. I dunno. Aussie is pretty steamy
x. Where's the most spontaneous place you'd try (or have tried) to do "it"?
N/A but I would love to try an elevator







Culture && religion && etc


i. Do you practice a religion?
Naw.. I believe in science
ii. Are you superstitious?
No.. But I do make wishes at 11:11
iii. What are your thoughts on religion?
Its cool. I just don't believe any of them
iv. Would you change yourself into another religion because of a partner?
I could adapt but I wouldn't "convert" myself so to speak
v. Do you believe in the horoscopes and the traits that go with them?
Its one of those things that I would love to believe but I know its bogus
vi. How would you class yourself ethnicity wise?
I'm Ukrainian somewhere along the line but.. I think I'm more German German food is better
vii. Is there any special rituals you undertake during the year?
Nope..
viii. Any special festivals you attend?
Not anymore. We used to go to music festivals as a family but..
ix. Are you prejudice against anyone?
I try really really hard not to be
x. Do you believe in the after life?
No but I think I start trying. Death scares me like nothing else
xi. Are you optimistic or pessimistic or somewhere inbetween?
I can be pretty pessimistic sometimes but really its all complaining. I'm a realist





Travel && where you live


i. Where have you traveled?
To 8/13 province/territories, Mexico and Hawaii
ii. Where would you like to travel?
Aussie/ New Zealand. Europe too
iii. If you have traveled, what differences is there between your home town and where you traveled too?
There was ocean and french people. and or palm trees and perpetual sunshine
iv. What is there to do where you live? (Attractions for example) ha ha not much. Well... The parliment building, art gallery, museums etc. Its all the same
v. Is there any misconceptions about where you live? [eg, all aussie's where those stupid cork hats and wear thongs].
I do not live in an Igloo or ride a polar bear to school. There IS summer here. We do not say "eh" ALL the time. 
vi. Is there some-where you wouldn't want to visit?
A third world country .. safety issues. Or China.. I think it would be pretty but too many people >.<
vii. if you were forced to be a refugee which country would you want to flee to?
Aussie. Then I could get eaten by a poisonous spider instead of men with guns!





School && career

i. Did you enjoy school?
Grumbles... um its ok. My better friends are from my swim team
ii. What kind of student were you?
90% + Gifted and kinda snobby D:
iii. What would you do for fun?
Sing dance swim flute write
iv. Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
Sadly... no that's a lie. I still am a student so. duh
v. Was there a teacher or teachers who had a particularly strong influence of your life?
My grade 9 science and english teachers were FANTASTIC
vi. What are you/did you major in and/or study?
N/A
vii. Did you end up going into your chosen field of study?
N/A
viii. Do you wish you'd chosen a different career path?
N/A
ix. If you could go back and change yourself from your school years, would you?
I would make better friends
x. Do you actually like your job?
N/A
xi. What did you want to do as a child?
umm.. an engineer. I designer. A teacher?
xii. Any job you would hate to do?
GARBAGE PICK UP
or any office job






Interests

i. What is/are your favourite hobbies and pastimes?
See above "thing you do for fun" Plus music and video editing
ii. What is your most treasured possession?
My blanket Cozy
iii. What is your favourite colour?
Purple for sure
iv. What is your favourite food?\
I really like noodles...
v. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Fantasy fiction but no more vampires D=<
vi. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Songs with good lyrics and a somewhat complex melody. A well made movie with good cinematography  . That's what i'll spend my money on
vii. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Swimming like all the other nights
viii. What makes you laugh?
everything lately... but especially treadmills ( long story) and mashed potatoes
ix. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
People who diss Gays or make rude jokes about women or sex
x. How do you deal with stress?
I listen to calming yoga music and do some yoga. If it gets too intense I'll cry




Misc.

i. Are you addicted to any games?
No... just the internet.. OH WAIT TETRIS I LOOOOOOOOOVE TETRIS!
ii. What do you think a "woo-hoo" is? If yes, what, if not, what do you think?
It is an excited cry from a happy enthusiastic person. it may also be used in sarcastic situations.
iii. What would you want to come up as topics in an interview?
I would love to talk about photography ( which is an interest that I failed to mention)
iv. If you could be famous for anything what would it be and why?
Writing. Because its what I want to do
v. Do you think you'd have an interesting biography of your life?
Dramatic and depressing maybe. Not interesting though






And finally;
anything else you'd like to add.
x

Erm...; no? I think I'm done


--too tried/ need to find something to cook my mother for tomorrow -__-

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  • MallyJ
    July 13

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    v. Would you consider going gay? (or straight? or Bi? )
    For sure. Except it wouldn't matter. The one girl I would want likes boys and has made that extremely clear D:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    • Nakatrea
      July 13
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      its true!

      You don't know her though..
      and ya...

      i've had a few girl crushes. I'm not gonna lie.

      Ish a confuzzled teen D:

      • MallyJ
        July 14
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        that made no sense

        not to say that im a lesbian, or anything, but girls are *hotter* than boys. sexier. whatever. I should just stop now.


      • MallyJ
        July 14
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        girls are more attractive than boys, even, say, if its a very attractive boy.

        • Nakatrea
          July 14
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          i understood you the first time

          and i read a message board of sorts on this site

          and the argument was that everyone is bisexual they just tend to go for one side or the other.

          I think thats probably true.... in a way.

          because i wouldn't consider myself a lesbian... but bisexual feels like too much of an extreme... whoooooooooo knows.... :S


          but regardless kissing girls is still on my life's to-do list
          and girls are sexayyyyyyyyy boys? definitely not even close.

          • MallyJ
            July 14
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            thats exacctllly what I think. I think you can be attracted to girls but not be bisexual. (thats how madi put it, and I agree)

            hahaha, on your to do list?

            its fun though hahahahaha.

  • my boyfriend's birthday is October 16 and he is also 16. and I cut food left handed too but I am a righty.


    • Nakatrea
      July 4
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      except i'm not 16 i'm still 14....

      but it seems that no one shares my birthday

      thanks for reading

  • Shall come back and comment properly later on my other account soon darling, but I wanna just point out we had a canadian come to our class on tuesday and he said your countries coffee was crappy


    • Nakatrea
      July 2
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      It probably is >.< But I don't drink it. So I couldn't tell you. Mind you if you come to Ottawa GO TO BRIDGEHEAD. They make good coffee

  • Hello :]
    Thanks for taking up the initial challenge ^^



    The first part of the contest/interview is a Q&A.
    Just fill out the form; either here or in a column or which ever ^^

    http://allpoetry.com/column/show/2353833




    Good luck!
    Let me know when you're done :]



    p.s.
    ignore all the sed sex questions

    • Nakatrea
      August 8
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      hey noir! sorry i was away so long but I would like to be part of the secondary questions part. Unless its too late?


      Thanks deary

      Kat

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