You wanted to know!!!

How were you born if not from your mother? I wasnt born I was hatched!

Close your eyes and tell me what you see! I see...... the inside of my eyes!

If all the churches disappeared where would you spend Sundays? In bed til I wanted to get up!!

Your first born child has just been born and it has the head of a crocodile, explain! Okay..... first juist listen my guy friend and I didnt know the doner that donated spurm count to him was a crocodile okay!!!

You have just invented a new breakfast food, unlike anything we have seen before... describe it! Its chocolate dipped in chocolate rolled in granola then diped in carmel then rolled in rice Krispies!! Its healthy and deliciuos!!!

Tell me why you hate me ( remember you are telling a lie.. lay it on me). Your an immature, arrogant, ignorant, stuck up who thinks they're better than everyone else!!

Why do you lie? ( again... remember you are telling a lie so be creative). I lie because it saves me the trouble of recapping the past or because half the time I don't pay attention to anything people are doing or saying so i guess the answer!!

You caught your neighbor sleeping with your spouse... what do you do? ( you must lie... lol). I run at them both then fall down in histarical laughs because me and him made a deal that it wads okay!

If one plus one equals two, why aren't all married couples having twins? because.... aw, hell, I don't know!!

Tell me who is the worst poet on Allpoetry and why? you are becuse well you just do you dont make any sense!!