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Buttocks #3

I was once giving seven inches
Of greased love
To this fat tart
Up her back passage
(normally a one-way street)
When she let out a huge fart;
And since she had just gobbled down
The world's spiciest curry,
You can doubtless imagine
The appalling mess she made
On my manly genital zone:
It looked like I had been swimming
In Brown Windsor soup,
And the stench was like
An open Bombay sewer.
So, take my advice:
Before you shove your dick
Up a lady's rear end,
Ask her what she had for supper,
Unless you enjoy swimming in runny shite.

Author notes

Brown Windsor soup is an old English speciality; a rich brown meaty soup with a deeply satisfying beefy aroma.

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  • Eternal Hippie
    July 29

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    Wow!!

    This is hecticly gross, definitely the grossest thing I've ever read, hope you you at leat came somewhere in the contest as I cannot depict anthing grosser than what you've described!!


  • ShanaLynnMcCracken
    July 29
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    haha so damn creative


  • snakebites
    July 24
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    LOL WTF.

    so gnarly omg dude.


  • SteveS gold member
    July 13

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    Ha! Holy Crap! I read the poem before the prompt inspiration. At first, I was dumbfounded and speechless, then I burst out laughing when I read the contest title.


  • audaciousange
    July 13

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    SHOCKER!

    Shit!
    Pardon the pun...I'd say your possibly often in the shit and it's only the depth that varies,
    And this little big arse story is deep! haha! ( seems just a tad to graphic to be imagined )


  • Ann45 gold member
    July 8
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    minger, but I guess you would be lucky to get anything with a pulse ha ah ha

  • Perfect Insanity
    July 7
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    Definitely gross. You should've won that contest. Lol.


  • Engelbert Humpalot
    July 3

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    The contest holder asked for gross and this is goddamned gross. Grosser than any grocer I have ever met.


  • euphoric-frenzy
    July 1
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    & this is why butt sex is a no no.
    haha


  • Poetrist
    June 29
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    LMAO! Brown Windsor soup? Yep, thats gross. I guess you dont have that name for nothing.


  • angelwalken
    June 28
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    Oh my Gosh!!!

    Now Did'nt i tell you you should hav kept charmin on the payroll! Awww! man. Ha!Ha!.


  • appleey
    June 28
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    lmao

    lol this is.. dono good ... you got a nice name but i hope this diin happen tp you for real


  • white stone
    June 27
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    wow.... that is farked to the extreme.
    Mr. Buttock is a good name for you.

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