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No Ifs ands or Butts

Lonely rivers flow over naked flesh
exposed to air that is crisp and fresh.
Better assets crying out to the moon,
farts heard over the cry of the loon.
Why must the world dump shit on me?
Will showing my butt set me free?
Not alone, but with others butts
making toots and blows and putts.
Are we crazy to lie here, exposed?
Oh well, at least our cracks are closed!!

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  • tawk gold member
    August 20

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    LOL

    Mom Jason gives you three thumbs up for this hilarious write! He is still laughing as am I. Thanks for bringing such laughter to my heart and soul today. We all have gas from time to time nothing to be ashamed of it is completely normal. Again we loved the write. Hugs and love your family


  • BluesMan gold member
    July 16
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    Very funny take on the prompt Thank you for entering my contest


  • The cliche typo
    July 3

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    *cough* wooooooooooooow

    that is all i have to say woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowum... hahha this was funny hahaha and once agian woooooooooooooooooooooooooow


  • crivanea silver member
    July 2

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    lol! haha! nice take on the humor...n it def. sounds like one of my mother's saying "no if ands or but!"

  • XxLuckyxX
    July 2

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    What a light hearted and amusing write. Almost had me rolling around on the floor in tears. I think a saw a little green cloud escape the screen as I read. Great job. Keep up the good work and keep putting smiles on our faces.


  • Ms-Mouse
    July 1

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    I thought it was quite funny and didn't offend any of my sensibilities. Some need a humour injection maybe? Well written.


  • x-evil cupid-x
    June 29

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    LMAO!!!!!! that made me laugh and smile. nice words choice.
    I can almost smell it,


    keep the ink, and toxic air, flowing!



    - DKC


  • wondering.willow
    June 29
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    haha!
    great poem.
    you have a great use of imagery (:

  • jadeangyal
    June 29

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    Nice to see a light poem amongst so much depression and gloom and mush. Well, I guess we can all write about our passions--thanks for the laughs.


  • Kendal Palmer gold member
    June 29

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    well who twisted his arm and made him read it? I thought it was brilliant...and quite possibly the answer to world hunger...hmmph! so there!


    • WolfHeart
      June 29
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      Thank you, dear one! I was quite tickled by this blue-nose comment - but to each his own! Thanks for reading and commenting.

      Wolfie

  • Benrutter2
    June 28

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    Sorry, but humour was far to crass and unsubtle for my taste.

    That said, the rhyme was well kept.


    • WolfHeart
      June 29
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      Sorry

      Sorry to offend your sensibilities, dear. Please feel free to go to my page and read other of my work. This was just a light bit of humor. If you judge me on one silly poem - you are missing out on some good stuff.

      Wolfie

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