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Nick




Nick likes to role play
wearing leopard print briefs
and a black leather mask.

And he does this little hip dance
while I sit back and watch
digging his moves.

One of the best things about Nick
is his name.

Nick.

His parents didn't try to be clever or original
by giving him some sissy name.

He's just plain Nick.

With leopard briefs.

And a black mask.
(or an eye patch over his good eye, depending)

And viagra.

He'll pop a couple viagras so we can mess around.

Sure viagra has its side effects
... impared vision
headaches
bloody urine
and the risk of heart attack
but that's a risk I'm willing to take.










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  • & then does it just become another place to hang your hat??
    Touch wood
    I don't have any need for Viagra just yet.
    Even though those side effects do make rather appealing lol

    J

  • well life is for messing up a bit... the metter the bix up i say... yep
    clucking bell!!!
    this one i can believe for the reality is all too familiar.. lololol


  • macandrew
    June 30

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    Wonderfully written. So much for not taking our pleasure at another's expense. Then again as long as he accepts his boytoy status.

    John

  • Jonny Zero
    June 29
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    LOl I love Des.


  • Unbridled1
    June 28

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    FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

    See, this is the kind of stuff that makes me really and truly laugh out loud! I can't believe only 2 comments besides mine??????? What is wrong with this picture????? You've always had a way...and still do...no lie.

    UB


  • Ariosto II. gold member
    June 27

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    Ha!
    Yeah, I tried them and got a blinding headache and a C grade boner. Of course I eschewed the briefs and the mask.

    Maybe that does make a difference.


  • AJ Morelli gold member
    June 25
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