I hate George Bush
He has a really nasty tush
It's small but it sags
He loves to hang out with fags
They like to fuck him in the ass
Then they force him to smoke some grass
His butt hole is the size of a baseball
The guys he fucks must be tall
It's not like I don't like gays cause I do
I just didn't think Bush was one too
I was peeking through his window one night
Oh boy did I see a sight
He ran around in whitey tightys
Then he put on his wife's nighty's
He shaves every inch of his body
Hoping it would make him a hottie
I thought he was just some stupid guy
And then I found out he was Bi
Author notes
hehe
Written March 20th, 2004
A contest entry
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lol, interesting...
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This was sooo funny. I really did lol
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Great Write
lol
wow that was hillarious
even though at first i thought you were just trying to diz on my gay people i was bout to get really pissy then i saw what else you wrote
well done
damn you a hater lol
thank you for entering m contest
keep up the great work
good luck in this contest
Kitty23
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Leanna-bean
funny but needs to be marked as an adult
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all i have to say is wow..this was an amazing piece..i must agree
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Now, I'm a proud supporter of the ABBC (Anybody But Bush Campaign), but I'd never disrespect the multitude of gay friends I've got by calling him something as nice as a fag (I'm in theater, there really aren't any straight people 'round here)
Technically a good poem, with a smooth flow and good rhythm, but a little bit too heavy on the defamation for my tastes.
keep penning,
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that really cracked me up although i dont really have a problem with bush that poem was awesome great job it was so freakin funny 4 real great job!
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lol thanks
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Now I'm picturing Gearge W's wrinkly old man butt - thanks shudder
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SWEET JOB, Bush sucks balls, and you should've won
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lol. this is awesome! you rock!
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Actually I read your rules, I just don't care...I wanted people to read my poem and they have
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I LOVE THIS POEM...YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD I'M GONNA APPLAUD THIS FOR LIKE A WEEK
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hahahaha
oh dear... that was so funny!! I love it... and I hate Bush too. Thank God Canada doesn't have a president (instead we have a government which is equally as bad). Is Bush really gay? Sorry I'm a bit gullable... lol Kick ass poem! good luck!!! **hugz**
nachos cheese and anarchy
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ok im laughing my ass off, judged or not this is hillarious.
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ok im sorry but you mustnt have read the rules i said no swearing im sorry but this will not be counted in with my judging
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Why were you looking at his butt?
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