like a dog to a bone he came running
but me being me i was cunning
i lured him in
oh i know its a sin
but you have to admit it was funny
jack daniels was spilling a plenty
and the chuff filled my lungs nice and gently
as im stroking my thighs
hes watching with eyes
that are filled with disire to fuck me
twisted sister in pink polker dots
me slapping her ass made him hot
we planted the seed
and i knew we'd succeed
as the banter is flowing quite nicely
twisted sister aware of the score
she makes her escape for the door
now all alone, i seduce the old crone
and hope he dont die on the job
we got down to the nitty and gritty
hes says o my god your so pretty
im rolling my eyes
speaking in tones of diguise
and hoping his dick fits for size
he cant get enough of my curves
gropping and snogging he serves
though i have to admit
i only swap spit with a man
who is younger than moses
Well the fumble we had is now done
for an old dude il admit it was fun
with all wrinkels aside
and him filled with pride
my deed for the day is now done
but me being me i was cunning
i lured him in
oh i know its a sin
but you have to admit it was funny
jack daniels was spilling a plenty
and the chuff filled my lungs nice and gently
as im stroking my thighs
hes watching with eyes
that are filled with disire to fuck me
twisted sister in pink polker dots
me slapping her ass made him hot
we planted the seed
and i knew we'd succeed
as the banter is flowing quite nicely
twisted sister aware of the score
she makes her escape for the door
now all alone, i seduce the old crone
and hope he dont die on the job
we got down to the nitty and gritty
hes says o my god your so pretty
im rolling my eyes
speaking in tones of diguise
and hoping his dick fits for size
he cant get enough of my curves
gropping and snogging he serves
though i have to admit
i only swap spit with a man
who is younger than moses
Well the fumble we had is now done
for an old dude il admit it was fun
with all wrinkels aside
and him filled with pride
my deed for the day is now done
Author notes
oh my. oh my. lol
me and my twisted little sis best buddy tru, (brokenangel78) wrote this for fun after an evening of anctics lol x x x
it really is just abit of fun and so not perfect but we did enjoy writting it.
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Hahaha this was so funny. I am not sure what you and your sis were doing to get this, but it was a mess. I loved the flow. Thank you for reading one of my poems that means a lot I really enjoyed this SH


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Like the poem
the way you use language
flow outstanding
nice one

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this sis completely feckin hilarious...oooh you badass lol...you go girl..dunno how i missed this, but i found it when i needed it most...nice write hun


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Brilliance!
I loved the rhym & Flow of this, it was absolutly hilarious!
I'm glad I read it! It put a smile on my face!
exOHex
Brea

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Only one word needed... Hilarious.

well, back to work for me.
Write On!
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Lol love the last line, this is really funny, and ohhhhh so true hehehahaha moooohahahaha, love it, im sure more anctics are soon to come, from one trailer trash to another lol xxx ps cant wait to pop round for me dinner, woohooooooo!!! xxx


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brokenangel78
only if you wear your pink poka dots lol x x x
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what a couple of hoodies lol as a older gent lol i think you both need atrashing for this one i have a caravan too but i dont swap spit with with lolitas . loved this poem larfed and it made me look at my own behaviours and thats a good poem that does that well done glenn


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Very good flow and it sounds like you really did have fun


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yeah i agree. And it's just a few rhymes off from being a bunch of limericks put together.
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