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I am a really ace poet. You will soon find that out when you’s read me poems. I am really fussy about use of proper words and stuff. I’m so perfect that I don’t ever have to use spell check or nuthin’
I started doin’ poems to pass the time while I was in hospital after a car accident that left me blind. I am so gifted that I can still write just like before me accident. Pretty cool aye…yep.
Apart from being blind I am also in to cutting. This is a bit trickier than writing and I sometimes cut whoever is sitting next to me. But that’s not as big a problem since they put me in a straight jacket for 12 hours a day.
Life is pretty cruisey here in the asylum. Me and another girl save up all our drugs that the staff give us and at the end of the week when my brother comes to visit we swap our drugs for cigarettes.
Some people reckon that it must suck, being blind, a cutter and in a mental asylum, but I am pretty content most days. Recently I have developed tourettes syndrome and it’s not really all that bad. I can get away with so much more now because I can blame my tourettes for my weird behaviour.
My parents don’t come to visit me any more ‘cause they are in jail for armed robbery and drug dealing. They have always been such good roll models and I look up to them with great respect.
I have a boyfriend here in the asylum. His name is Myron and some people are mean and call him Myron the Moron just coz he drools a bit and he has quite a few disabilities which include incontinence and schizophrenia. He reckons my poems are just the best and I am teaching him to write poems too. Sometimes I have a bit of trouble deciding which one of his identities I am talking to, but that’s all part of the reason I love him/them. It’s like having 3 or 4 boyfriends…quite exciting really. I like hiding in the laundry storeroom with him/them. We get up to all sorts of things. Sometimes we get caught and they put Myron in a straightjacket too. They need to because he/they get pretty violent.
Well I hope you all enjoy reading me poems and thanks for stoppin’ by to get to know me 
- Last seen right now. Member since the car accident
- My mood is unstable and my motto is “always look on the bright side of life”
- I am a 36 year old female from another planet
- When I’m not writing I’m having sex in the laundry storeroom
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I'll be waiting in the laundry cupboard 
I really appreciate it 
Love the insanity and all the rest because it paints a wild author image that is VERY believable in a crazy kind of way. 
BRAVO! 
