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My name is xXxemocutterkidxXx. Here is a pic of me.



I live in the suburbs of a large American city with my mom and my hamster. I've embraced a life of androgyny because my father left us. I'm very bitter about that, so I like to cry in the dark and give myself shallow little cuts with a razorblade. I cry on my hands so it hurts a little more from the salt.



My sister got fat, so I raided her closet for skinny jeans and sparkly shirts that don't cover my waist all the way, so people can see my girlish figure and die inside with jealousy.


Just like I'm dying inside from jealousy right now....
you don't understand my pain... no one does.

I don't write poetry, I write dirty/pretty, because random brackets, dashes and arrows mask the fact that I can't write my way out of a "Hot Topic" gift card. (If you like my belt, by the way, you can buy one there.)

I pretty much came to A.P so I can talk about how I'm infatuated with coloring and hot pockets with all the other emos in the chatterbox. I don't even like "poetry".

My AIM name is "cutcrazy"... drop me a line so we can gripe about the plight of the pampered suburban teenager together...

I support President Obama, because he's going to deregulate violence in video games, and has helped make the morning after pill more readily available, so if I ever decide to have sex with a female, I can be irresponsible and not buy a condom.



*goes to the corner and starts crying*



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(O.o) This is Mr. Bunny Please Paste him on your page in order to help
(>" >) Him with his mission to DOMINATE the world!!!
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♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
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HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!!!!!!




*  Last seen right now. Member since June 17.
* I'm a topaz horse poet for 13 comments.
* My mood is   , and quote is "it hurts to be me..."
* I am a 15 year old guy from California (United States)
* When I'm not writing, I'm cutting/whining.
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* I have 13 comments, 11 poems
* I am in the groups elmo for emos, boy crazy, alone in the dark, eye makeup tips

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35w9nIl2adE

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  • i am an emo i have black tops and black eyes (where i banged my head on the door) and black lips and a black soul, and ink, ink, feed me black ink and put pins in me. a good poem.

  • omg... i actually got confused thinking i was reading a page from someone... lmao... you had me actually feeling bad and wanting to help. jeesh... only a silver for this?
    mr. dogood, you are an amazing artist in so many forms of art...

    • lol.... I actually agree... I think I definitely deserved gold on this.... and I rarely say that... looks like it's time to change the ole name again.


  • hisaddiction
    June 29
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    lmmfao!


  • Fox.
    June 25
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    fucking hilarious!

    *tells his mom youre being mean*

    we should dedicate this!


  • Melodies
    June 24

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    OH MY GOSH! WOWOWOWOW!

    WHEW!!!! I've looked this insane author page up and down and up and down again and declare you WILD AND READY! All images from a mad place that is in your brilliant mind. Jeez, this thing is so funny I will have to rest awhile now and recover from the hilarity of it. Oh, love the emo!

  • Very well done.

  • Too funny ! !

    Brilliant Best of luck in the contest

  • This is a very original take on a stereotype of emos. i think the page is very convincing & elaborate. took me a while to figure this out...
    i thought it was a real person; then later on i saw the contest. epic win for you : ]


    • white stone
      June 22
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      lol, cool. You wouldn't believe how many people with "x" somewhere in their name have read this...

  • bwahahahaha epic.

    I LOVED the Obama emo picture. I almost peed myself.

    one thing though, I thought you're vocabulary was a bit too intelligent. also you've got to add in a bunch of lols, OMG liek, randomly ALL-CAP WORDS, and mispellllll things here and there.

    the groups are hilarious by the way.

    ahhh. so silly.


  • michael jr
    June 22
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    nice

    this was funny as hell,made me laugh alot.good job.


  • cybilseyes silver member
    June 22

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    Holy Cheese and Rice! That is the funniest !@#$ I have ever seen you are an auto favorite! My sentiments exactly! Thanks for this laugh I have to check your other work out!
    XOXOXO
    ~Cyb~

  • ..... just wow.
    I didn't know that you liked the colour pink. to each his own I suppose.
    [but seriously, best one for the contest that I've read so far]

  • LMAO. This is some funny shit right here. The things you come up with, I swear, lol. Nice job, loved it. I hope you win.

  • not as funny as 'rock my hole',
    but close...

  • hey, a great page and absolutely funny in the extreme... worthy of the gold!!!


  • penchanted
    June 22

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    I've seen all the other comments and yes this is funny and a very well done fake profile. I worked in a psych unit full of "borderline's" who are the cutters and the whiners it's all very draining. Yet they keep on like an energizer bunny draining everyones energy.
    One question.. how in the hell did you post those trophies? If you can do that making a fake profile, then it makes me wonder if all those trophies are real on some of the profiles I see that have mega trophies?
    Great job on the fake profile!
    Jo

    • white stone
      June 22
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      lol, it's as simple as cutting and pasting and uploading a secondary image. It wouldn't look right on a real page because there would be a gap between the real and fake trophies. Thanks for reading.

  • Oh my freaking gosh I nearly pissed my pants laughing this is great I just oh goodness haha still laughing good luck gives you three clappies does not seem enough lol

  • J Macabre gold member
    June 22

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    OH MY GOD, STONE!! LMAO-ROFL-PMSL!!!!!!!!!
    This had my ass laughing so hard!!! Thank you for this seriously...


  • Griswold
    June 22

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    ROFLMAO, I think I have seen this page before, are you one of my long lost family that changes their name every week??? Because if you are, I don't want you back... Very well done, god what a make-up job!! Best of luck Stone... Scott


  • Bones
    June 22

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    hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaha thank you. thank you so much. you made my day worth logging in.


  • annother gold member
    June 22

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    LMAO you are evil... but it's freakin' hilarious! See ya in hell! Best of luck in the contest. haha

  • the agony on that kids face is hilarious..
    I am laughing so hard right now
    *goes to a corner and starts crying*


  • JinSays gold member
    June 22

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    maaaan, you seriously had me wondering if I had lost my mind.
    (didnt take me long to figure, yes-yes I had).
    I've seen so many of these pages on this site, I totally accepted it as real-and then (THEN) had to struggle with the how, and the what and the why.
    Funny shit. Fabulously so, because we see it so much. . .see? Im not totally lost. There's hope for me yet. If I were this child's mother, those things in her mouth would be nailing her to the wall. okay, seeya.
    jin


    • Daizee silver member
      June 22
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      Now THAT is funny...LOL!
      'those things in her mouth would be nailing her to the wall..'

      Amen to THAT !!


      • JinSays gold member
        June 22
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        I know huh?
        Whatever happened to subtlety?
        a belly button or a brow line?

        • Daizee silver member
          June 22

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          I love the belly button ring, in fact
          But they look like a fish that's been hooked with that crap hanging from their lip


          • JinSays gold member
            June 22
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            exactly


            • white stone
              June 22
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              I am a male...

              • JinSays gold member
                June 22
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                ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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                HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!!!!!!


                lol.
                If I were this child's mother, those things in his/her/you mouth would be nailing him/her/you to the wall.
                okay, seeya.

                so sorry. pardon me. . .I digress.
                Dont hate me, I am only human after all

  • lmao....this looks like the weird ass kid I went to highschool with that wrote me a love letter. I say 'kid' because I honestly didn't know if it had a penis or vagina.

    you nailed it

  • HAHAHA this is so damn amazing.

    • white stone
      June 22
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      amazing... yes... thank you... like the amazingly large emptiness in my soul... or at least what's left of it...

  • nice! i love ur background and the picture of the broken hear


  • DeJaBlue gold member
    June 22

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    Haha! This is great! I'd make a page for one of my other personalities, but the rest of them would get jealous, lol....this is the funniest *bunny* i've seen all *bunny* day....


  • Acidbath
    June 22

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    LMFAO

    omg man this is awsome for one major fact, and that is that i can not for the life of me figure out if this is written with sarcasim or true life expierience I cant tell if your actually like this or if your making fun of ppl like this and for some reason that makes it so much better to me i give it an A++ 10 clappies this is great

  • Daizee silver member
    June 22
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    Cody and I both had a good laugh at your poem as well as the video clip. Loved the Mr. Bunny thingie if only for the fact I'm still laughing over the swear words being substituted with bunny LOL...


    • white stone
      June 22
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      don't laugh at my pain!!!!


      • Daizee silver member
        June 22
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        I wasn't.. I was, however, laughing at your make up job.


        • white stone
          June 22
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          No one understands me! You're just like all the rest!...
          Crying Indian Pictures, Images and Photos


          • Daizee silver member
            June 22
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            If we just did your eyeshadow a bit differently..something more suitable to your um... skin tone... lmao

            • white stone
              June 22
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              why don't you go hang out with your conservative christian friends lady, and leave me to my pain...
              I don't wear my makeup for you anyway. You're old!


              • Daizee silver member
                June 22
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                and get rid of those things in your lip too.

                • white stone
                  June 22
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                  Those "things" are reflections of my inner pain, just like those "boots" must be a reflection of your inner slut!


                  • Daizee silver member
                    June 22
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                    I worked hard on my inner slut. Does your mother know you talk that way??

                    • JinSays gold member
                      June 22
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                      lol
                      amen girl. can I just have that whole quote and place it on my real page?
                      LOL
                      I'll credit you of course. . .funny.


                      • Daizee silver member
                        June 22
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                        of course you can.. lol
                        thats funny LOL!


                        • JinSays gold member
                          June 22
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                          most excellent
                          think Im gonna put it in my mood too. . .lol


                          • Daizee silver member
                            June 22
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                            I love poems that make me laugh all afternoon...lol

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