I have to say there was a day
Before I took that drink
I never quit and I’d submit
To what the people think
The coffee shop is where I’d stop
To sip a cup of Joe
I’d just relax and grind an axe
With people that I know
One day a change was really strange
While sitting at my seat
This guy came in and gave a grin
I thought that he was sweet
He said; “what’s up”? And poured a cup
He had the cutest ass
I must admit I liked this shit
I let him make a pass
He had the means packed in his jeans
That really caught my eye
There was no doubt he’d ask me out
I really liked this guy
I took his arm and all his charm
And out the door we went
He said his place was outer space
And he was heaven sent
He made me dance and drop my pants
Then said: “Now twirl around”
He said: “Don’t stop until you drop”
I made a moaning sound
Then I’d embrace this guy from space
I let him squeeze my breast
And then he said: “Jump into bed
And take the spaceman test”
I can’t abstain I’ve gone insane
Just like he had instructed
Now all the time I talk in rhyme
Because I was abducted
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Congrats on the bronze
You my dear, have an endless talent. I wonder where it all comes from. 
It must be 4pm somewhere. 
