naked coed showers

What ever shall we do
About our problems so true
That’s the question today
And it’s not really to new

So here’s how we start
One by one let’s look at them
We’ll look very very closely
Like a beautiful girls mini skirt hem (ok not to close or you will
                                      get slapped)

Oh the dangers of drought
This one took a while
So I do suggest
Showers coed style

I know water is short
That’s not hard to file
But At least if we die of thirst
Were all be wearing a big huge smile

Now lets move on to the next
And that would be war
It’s a toughie
So let’s hit it at its core

Here is the solution
Take away all the clothes
All the men will be busy
With all the free shows

And with that
War will fade away
But now we have terrorism
Which looks like its here to stay

The answer is simple
In fact it’s up above
With out any clothes
It really hard to hide stuff

If they stick a bomb
In the only place left
Then in one big poof
Terrorism has left (it might be a little messy)

Famine is the thing
That’s next on the list
With everyone naked and coed showers
This one problem could get worse if you get my jist

So what can we do
In between all the moans and groans
Thank god for science
Cause we can all eat clones (just not human because with no clothes and
                            coed showers there will be enough of that
                            going on)

Next on the list
Global warming is hot
A big problem
It really is not

Why you may ask
Its simple you see
With out any clothes
Warm you will want to be

Showers are good
For bonding and all
So in time it won’t matter
Weather you’re short or tall

With all that soap and lather
It won’t matter weather your black or white
With all those bodies
It’ll be a great sight

To get rid of corrupt government
Drastic measures are taken
Get rid of all money
And it will be forsaken

A world of bartering
For the things that we need
Besides we’ll all be to busy
Sowing our seeds

Politicians have done this for years
Looking all nice in there tunics
But lets cut off their ba**s
And make them all Unisex’s

So this is my solution
Its really a simple plan
Naked coed showers would make it
A Really great world to be a man