Just Great!

I thought thing were going right my way
But I was wrong
Most of all today!
I wanted sunshine
It's pissing down with rain
I wanted coke
I ended up with beer!
Is'nt life
Just great?
I was in a rush
Car broke down
I needed cash
Lost my bank card
Feeling hungry
Forgot to pack a launch
Isn't life
Just great?
My heel on my shoe broke off
I ripped my tights
I lost a button on my top
My tits are falling out
Isn't life
Just great?
What else could go wrong???
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My phone has died
It's getting late
I'm miles away from anyway
Not a single person is in sight
No street lights
No local pub
No farmers close by
Isn't life
Just great?
I need a wee
What do I do?
I pull down my nickers
And start to go
OH MY GOD!
Is'nt life just great?
Been bitten on my bum
Be caught by the police
I peed on my shoe
Been filmed on CTV
Isn't life
Just great?

Right now it's not