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Prince Chimp Charming

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There’s my Prince Charming
I need that special kiss
I’ve caressed enough bananas
To show you total bliss

Just close your eyes and pucker up
And it won’t be all that vile
Because when I’m done with you
You’ll be wearing a crooked smile

Oh I totally forgot to tell you
This spell works in reverse
My Princely Chimp Charming
your the victum of the jungle curse
I’m feeling horny and a little bit perverse

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  • This poem is halerious, sheer brillance, you have used humour and simplicity to make a work of sheer genius exillent job keep up the good work!!!
    I must admit though I'm a little disturbed!


  • daviscth silver member
    June 22

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    LOL This is a wonderful poem to read first thing in the morning! Thanks for the laugh to get my day off to a good start.


  • islekine gold member
    June 21
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    Nice laugh you sent me!

    Thanks so much for entering! Best wishes always!
    victim....???