There’s my Prince Charming
I need that special kiss
I’ve caressed enough bananas
To show you total bliss
Just close your eyes and pucker up
And it won’t be all that vile
Because when I’m done with you
You’ll be wearing a crooked smile
Oh I totally forgot to tell you
This spell works in reverse
My Princely Chimp Charming
your the victum of the jungle curse
I’m feeling horny and a little bit perverse
In a list
A contest entry
- Sunday, Father's Day Quickie! 8 poets, 20 minutes, 13 lines by islekine.
490 points, ended June 21, 6 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This poem is halerious, sheer brillance, you have used humour and simplicity to make a work of sheer genius exillent job keep up the good work!!!
I must admit though I'm a little disturbed! -
LOL This is a wonderful poem to read first thing in the morning! Thanks for the laugh to get my day off to a good start.


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Nice laugh you sent me!
Thanks so much for entering! Best wishes always!
victim....???






