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Bad Cat Ballad

Starlight, Starbright
Who will win the bout tonight?
First the song and then the fight
Oh what fun to duel at night.

(to the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful)
Oh hiss and stand vicious
Your ear looks so delicious
I'll claw you and jaw you
An absyss begun

Yowl by the moonlight
A sleep disturbance delight
Oh come now let's stop stalling
Let's get into brawling
Tooth and claw appalling

FUR FLUNG GALORE!

Slashing ripping tender
Like a furry blender
Battle in the moonlight
Vet's bills just for fun

Mouth filled with fur
Back legs both a blur
Then from the roof we're falling
Outraged catawalling
Dazed on impact sprawling

FUR FLUNG GALORE!

Greet day from safe home
Beat up nose and tail bone
I swear that I will not roam
My urge is all gone

I'm just a victim
Of hormones' deadly dictum
Oh my head is spinning
Sleep is just beginning
Dream of conquest winning

FUR FLUNG GALORE!

Author notes

I don't expect to get anything for this one...It's something that my family and I did up many Christmases ago...

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  • dismantle-me
    June 26

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    Haha, I really liked this. It's amusing, and the way you managed to make it rhyme and fit the rhythem of the tune is great. Plus, cats are great, fighty little buggers!

  • I found this very amusing
    A very entertaining read...well done and best of luck

  • This is great! I am totally adding you to the finalists list!
    Well done and good luck in the contest,
    beatjess10

    *later* congrats on you gold win, you deserved it!!!
    And you didn't expect to get anything.. *scoff*