A voyeur's life is so much fun
On the look-out for hot viewings;
Lurking in the park, knob a-ready,
To observe young couples' screwings.
I wear a fur coat and no knickers
On my Peeping Tom excursions;
I love to watch coition of all types
And numerous foul perversions.
One fine day I saw two gay darkies there
Seeking multi-cultural frolics;
Their filthy deeds pumped white spunk
Out of their fat purple bollocks.
Last week I saw a scene so foul
Beyond my poor words' depiction;
It shocked me to my very core
And led to my own crucifixion.
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh by quantumsurveyor.
2000 points, ended June 23, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - BACK TO WORK(venting of the spleen) by tarcus.
600 points, ended September 26, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Memories Are Made Of This by Barry Hodges.
400 points, ended September 14, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Not my usual style.
Comments
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I wonder if one of the peeps that made comment would laugh if indeed he watched your own crucifixion, it is indeed a poem imbude with hillarity but not much mention of economics. Unless of course you can't afford the funeral.
better luck next time
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Good luck in Tarcus's contest! You may well need it. Although the purple bollocks bit has a lot of merit, I suppose. Oh well, maybe not. Nice poem.
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this has absolutely
nothing to do with my contest, please do not submit something that does not follow the requirements. -
Sorry to say I could not find this amusing in any way and, as the request was to make me laugh, the poem here did not satisfy.
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