Am I Shifting?

Am I shifting?
Engaged
In a change
Of heart and mind
Undertaking a

Am I shiftless?
Huh?

Am I selfish?
Fucking right!
I think I are
Am
O

My memory
It comes in shifts and swirls
Whirls of color

Bright light
Backlighting
Flashlight?
Like fuckin’ lightning

Could it be magic?
I think it’s tragic
That you could leave
This food
On the table for coffee

What the fucks the matter with you?

YOU EAT YOUR SHIT
AND FUCKING SMILE

Come into my arms
Let me see those pearly whites
Come one come all
Let me come on those pearly whites

I can see your sharky grin
It reminds of that time

Could it be magic?
I think it’s plastic
Explosives
In your trunk

Making a dinner date for two?
You and who?
Mind me catching a ride?
Scouts honor
I won’t make shit awkward

Hey man,
Did you know?
Did you know
She douches
before every date?

Shit…
Is awkward

My thoughts come like a spider
Creeping
Covered in pesticide
Waiting to die
Waiting for its babies to eat it

Mmm
Tastes just like
Chicken

Do I want some?
You nuts?

I’m a vegetarian
I only eat fish

I soak in the dirt
It tells me things

It whispers

“Die”

Or maybe
that’s me
Talking to myself

It’s like the human awareness
Our celestial conscience
Universal peripheral vision

Ignorance isn’t bliss
It’s a Twinkie factory
In the middle of Chinatown

Its like
We get a wake up call
And then go back
To fucking sleep

You tell em’ tiger!

Jesus couldn’t have done better

Seriously

He’s fucking dead

I wonder if Jesus wanted to start a dance studio?

I mean

There HAD to have been a time
When he was considering
What he was going to do for a living

He’s like
“I wonder if I should start a dance studio.
Dancing HAS always been my passion.”

Tiny Jesus. HAHAHAHAHAH

But, Joseph intervened and was all
“Nope Jesus, I refuse to have a flaming
faggot for a son. Besides, your mother
and I have already decided that you are
going to carry on the family business…”

Jesus “You mean I get to be a carpenter?!!?!
OH JOY!!!! My SECOND dream!”

At this point, Joseph and Mary exchange a knowing glance,
And snicker lightly.

Joseph goes “Oh…you’ll be working with wood alright…
But remember to leave time for your chores Heyzuess…
Don’t get too…ATTACHED!!! HAHARHARHARHRAHRHAR!!!!”

Jesus is slightly weirded by Joseph’s crazyfacedness, but
Proceeds to get his nightly milk from his virgin mother, straight
From the tap. Nothing like fresh milk.

Do I want some?
You nuts?

I done telled you
I’m A FUCKING VEGETARIAN

I don’t give a fuck if you ARE Jesus
Slip up again
And I’ll have your danglies
I’ll hang em on my rearview mirror

Like them foam dice deals

Chout Mang

He’s fucking crazy

I seen him tear this dudes
Eyeballs
Out with his toes

And afterwards
He cried
For like
Twenty minutes

And then went and made
Betty Crocker’s
Apple pie

I wonder
If humans are like sharks
Are we like sharks?

If we stop hating
Stop hurting
Stop taking joy
In mindless acts of
Violence, bigotry,
Racism, sexism,
And general other acts
Of masturbatory mental stimulation

Will we die?

Will we be like those
Foam buoys?

You wanna fuck with me?

THEN COME ON AND FUCK AROUND

GODDAMN

I think I just pissed myself

Never mind
Just a wet dream

Kinda weird
Because I’m still awake

Well
I guess I should quit
Procrastinating
Masturbating
And start the journey

This journey
I seem to be so reluctant
To undergo

To follow through
I think it’ll be the end of me
A death

Not the final death
Mind you

Pfft

That’s what happens when you assume

MOTHERFUCKER

Pretentious self-absorbed
Skanky slut

Maybe you should ask yourself…

What would Heyzuess do?

I think…

I think he would take the cowards’ way out

AGAIN

Fucking pussy…

Jesus, or you?

You know…

Instead of shouldering the
Responsibility
Of our sins
Of the human race
He committed suicide

Assisted suicide
But
The same fucking thing

I wonder if Heyzuess
Was afraid of the
Dark

Creepy crawlies
Crawling
On
Tiny Jesus

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

I think you’re afraid of the dark

Pussy…

This shit I’m feeling

It’s all for you

It’s because I love

YOU

Even though you’re a fucking
Whiny
Weak
Pathetic
Faggot

I still love you

Gotta love family right?

Hereditary H.I.V.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

/# \
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V

Oh yeah

(It’s time for Kool-Aid)

Back to my journey

I’m gonna die

Part of me is going
To scream and
Kick and
Bleed and
Whimper and
Cry and
Die

Lettering Japanese like
Scroll will it
Left the to

And the rest of my life
Will stumble to the right

PITY