woman
you're like a female M.C. Hammer
bamming and jamming on my doorframe
to music that don't exist anymore
you bore the living crap outa me woman
you snore like an elephant with sleep-apnia
and you steal my covers like you were robbin a bank
I don't get you woman
you're pretty enough, sure enough
but the warts inside of you are ugly
to the touch
can't abide your screeching when you sing
karoke
your rendition of Jimmy Hendrix
is better left to Jimmy
and he's dead
been dead for a while now
like this relationship
Im' feelin trapped in a mudhole
filled with chocolate pudding
grinding my teeth on karoke screeches
woman, bye-bye
Author notes
On short notice I probably can't get much crappier than this.
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A contest entry
- submit your intentionally god-awful poetry, please. by sharptooth.
550 points, ended June 27, 27 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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hahaha - get off the duvet. this made me laugh, aye jimmy might roll around hearing some do his songs in karoke
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haha i like it, and the random musician references were quite entertaining.
your rendition of Jimmy Hendrix
is better left to Jimmy
and he's dead
been dead for a while now
hahah.
thanks for entering the contest~!
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