When I go to a restaurant
And ask for a pepsi
Why must the waitress ask
If coke is okay?
If I say it's not
Will she give me a pepsi?
And where will she get it?
The customer is always right, right?
Does that mean I can throw a tantrum?
Because otherwise the drink menu sucks.
I once went to a Swiss Chalet and they were out of chicken
But that's another story...
And ask for a pepsi
Why must the waitress ask
If coke is okay?
If I say it's not
Will she give me a pepsi?
And where will she get it?
The customer is always right, right?
Does that mean I can throw a tantrum?
Because otherwise the drink menu sucks.
I once went to a Swiss Chalet and they were out of chicken
But that's another story...
Author notes
Prompt:
"All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi,
And she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi."
- Suicidal Tendencies ("Institutionalized")
By the way this lyric prompt and band is familiar to me even though I was a year old or less when the song came out. haha
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A contest entry
- Prewrites for my FAVES only! by perfectsunset.
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• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Hehe very comical piece, and I have
been there before as I'm sure we all
have lol
I love how you are able
to voice your opinion so raw and
effectively.. and honest.
This was an excellent piece my dear.
Best of luck & thanks for entering
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I love this Daniela
thank you dear
.
love,
jin
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The stupidity of others is not an excuse to abuse them. OMG the spirit of Miss Manners is upon me!!!!!
This gave me a chuckle.




