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The Freak Show








Me:

39 year old floral goddess with daisy fetish
Enjoys black coffee, hairy rugs and peaches
Dislikes fridge magnets, cloudy days and
having 2 week long periods.
Considering sterilisation.


You:

Bleached blond beach stud with
cabbage patch doll hair and
dungarees (preferably in blue,
though I'll accept green, or greeny blue).
No fish lovers please.
Must admire Nixon.
Must enjoy fruit salads


Type of Relationship Looking for:

Long distance by at least 1000 miles
but committed
with no physical contact.
Am willing to participate in occasional phone play
during full moon only

Do not call me on Mondays.



If you are interested in contacting Ref No 10446,
please text 888 followed by the word
finger-lickin-good
from your mobile phone
today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • luv2dream gold member
    July 9

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    this definately made me laugh. oh...my long distance relatinship is less than a 1000 miles thank goodness! and we don't text. too old for that...lol...


  • awannabepoet
    July 8

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    Ha this is excellent and so true in our current day and age. I have a feeling humanity could use a partial sterilisation of late yet as you know we still need to perpetuate the madness.

    I like it, I like it so!


  • sweet arrival gold member
    June 27
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    i just love how you use the prompt in your own way. thats what ive come to expect from you.


  • MJ Donnelly gold member
    June 19
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    Oh, this is a priceless bit of madness this is.


  • Amera gold member
    June 18

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    LOL, this is so true it's halarious.
    I didn't know your were 39 years old!

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • The Drifter
    June 17

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    You nailed it. There are so many exactly like that. They set all these coditions on a partner while they are free to do whatever they want and with whomever.
    You did a great work with this write.


  • arafura gold member
    June 17
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    A "floral goddess with daisy fetish" ? The mind boggles! What was that number again?


  • SteveS gold member
    June 17
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    I dislike frig magnets too! Very funny. Please advise, nothing happened when I text 888.

  • Rowan gold member
    June 17

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    Sounds like a perfect relationship.
    You make me giggle, thanks.

  • A Prophet of 3 gold member
    June 17

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    i have an old poem called Personal Ads, similar to this, haven't read it in a long time ...

    this is perfect lil' Emm ... nice work


    • Emmyb gold member
      June 17
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      I promise i wasnt copying proph!! though if i were to copy from someone it would be you x x x

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