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Apple fart.

I once ate two apple tarts
three minutes or so apart
my stomach churned
my arse it burned
now i can do nothing but fart.

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  • quantumsurveyor
    July 21

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    I couldn't resist looking at this one because of your splendid title which should surely have dragged in more comments than you have got. If I had some bananas I would give them to you but I have completely run out but you have my words of praise which are "bloody funny"


  • Gypsy Via Orleans
    June 17
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    LMAO! Those fruits can be dangerous. This was too funny. Good luck in the contest.


  • SpydurPoet gold member
    June 17
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    This was absolutely hilarious. Best of luck in the contest!
    Write on.
    ~*~SP~*~


  • ears2hearyou gold member
    June 16

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    no apples for that girl!
    loved it...oh dear our secret is out
    we girls do FART BLASTERIFIC TARTS!

    ears/seattle
    funny, funny.


  • geckogirl silver member
    June 16

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    this is funny... lol I didnt realise ladies farted, i thought they all went puff... grouse piece hon... well done


  • Pure Thought silver member
    June 16

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    Funny, cute and hilarious. Love it.
    Think I'll join you in a limerick. Be gentle I haven't done it in a while.


  • Miss Macabre
    June 16

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    HA! Loved it! It's just like what I wanted, and you got the aabba scheme down good. Good luck to you!


  • Knightbooboo
    June 16
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    no.. you only get one smiley, thats all you get is one! lol

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