In my own house
I had to go
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attractive I know
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so there I was reaching out to feel
the thin cardboard roll left empty
of toilet paper by my roommate
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so there I was
stuck in the bathroom
waiting for someone to come home
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it wasn't until
the 15th time I read about the
cocamidoprophl betane
guar hydroxypropyltrimonium chloride
and
ethylparaben niacinamide
in my Garnier Fructis shampoo container
when someone finally
came home.......
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Comments
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LMAO! This was hilarious. I laughed from the start of this piece. Anyways. Keep up the good work. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.
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some of those big words made me feel... made me feel like der lol i did laff a little bit on this tho
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Excellent!
This really was too funny. I read it a couple of days ago and came back across it today. This is a perfect example of why I keep the toilet paper under the sink in the cabinet. My roomate gets so mad! But he never changes out the rolls... -
This made me smile
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omg this is great!
ive never been in this sitchuation before but i have been bored enough to read all the funny ingrediants in my shampoo. thanks for entering and good luck -
Lol
Well the moral of the story is always bring an extra roll, or your reading glasses I loved this one, lol. Very good.
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LOL ... love this because it is so freaking real. You should have peeled the label off and wiped your behind LOL
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Ha ha
Well that is a use that the shampoo companies would not have forseen, if they had I am sure it would have been added to the advertising pool, or the cost of the item
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chilling, I loved it.
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