hey! i heard it's your birthday
you must be excited
there's a party at my place
you've been invited
i throw the best parties
or so i've been told
i've baked you a cake
& the beer is ice-cold
i wrapped up your presents
but they kinda got loose
there's a monkey, a meerkat,
& even a goose
we have ice-cream & pudding
party-pies too
you should see the balloons
i blew up for you
the meerkat is wearing
your superman suit
oh c'mon, come along
it'll be a real hoot
the monkey i bought you
is out of control
its had too much beer
& threw up in the bowl
you'd better get here
before the fun ends
i've even invited
every one of your friends
we wanted to show you
& let it be said
you're a wonderful friend
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SHITHEAD
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
told me it is your birthday soon 
and 
and *magicalbellybuttonring*
you were fecking robed - they came in with a ski mask on and just twtated you 
.....
and here i was thinking i was on my best beahviour. i guess the poop still slips out 
