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What I Love About America.

What I love about America is the willingness to serve.
Every day firemen fight the fires.
The police are on the streets to protect.
Even politicians behave themselves for a good cause.
Which reminds me that only in America can a pig refuse to kissed by the mayor.
However it ruined his reputation as being able to sell slop to a pig.
But the pig is in good shape and it raised a lot for Nottoway Relay For Life.
That is what I love about America
That and a smart pig, tee hee.

Author notes

We raised $40,000.00 in our first Relay For Life. The highlight was when the pig ran away rather than kiss my town's mayor. No he is not BBQ, I guess the pig thought the mayor was dirtier than he is.

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The pig actually refused to be kissed by our current mayor.

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  • individuality gold member
    August 20
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  • Wandika gold member
    June 16
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    Smart pigs are good

    Congratulations on your run. A noteable cause for sure.


  • Draig aine gold member
    June 16
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    congradulations on the Greenie

    well done and kudos to the piggie!

  • Macsword
    June 15

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    Pigs and Mayors

    don't mix normally. But should they all be of the same political persuasion? Well, that's another story.
    Thanks for this true to life comedy Judy/

  • omg this was so cute and way to go piggy as he did a very clean detailed job on what a mayor should do olol
    congrats on the fund raiser, great job!!!
    Thank you for this entry...good luck
    Linda

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