1. I want to play it like they do on my SKY TV,
a little snooker is so fun when you're with me (you'll love it)
turn on the television, grab a pool cue and chalk to start
and when you're finished watching me you'll have a racing heart -
---Chorus-- oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
this gets so hard, but gives me what I want
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
this gets me barred, knowwhat I got.
Can't beat my, can't beat my, can't beat my,
snooker game
(it's not worth it, baby)
can't beat my, can't beat my, can't beat my,
snooker game
(it's not worth it, baby)
S-s-s-snooker game, s-s-s-snooker game
(ba a a a alls)
S-s-s-snooker game, s-s-s-snooker game
(ba a a a alls)
2. I wanna show him what a fun gal I can be,
make him lose; he'll see that it's not easy beating me.
Presume you're better as snookers 'for a man'
well beat this snooked up girl, if you think you can.
I'll let him sweat, show him he's not won yet
(oh oh oh oh)
I'll let him sweat, show him he's not won yet
(oh oh oh oh)
---Chorus---
Just like a lady out for a day of shopping
I'm hard and fast and don't you think I'm stopping.
You'll feel less of a man tonight, I promise this, I promise this
later on in the hotel I'll make the loss feel so marvelous.
---Chorus---x2
Author notes
this is a silly version, a parody if you will, of lady gagas "pokerface"
hope it's okay =]
be honest.
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A contest entry
- Poetry For Songs by his kiss.
1200 points, ended June 17, 7 entries
Honorable mention
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Be honest, be true. Be honest to me, I'll be honest to you ♥;
Comments
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I find the best parodys are made of songs that are absolutly aweful. Songs that get annoying, such to the point where you no longer want to sing their words.
This is one of those songs. -
i kinda of like it,it's very catchy
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good luck.
thanks so much for taking the time to enter.
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It's a nice parody and I especially liked the 2nd verse.
Nice job and good luck! -
HAHAHA it was fun reading it xDD
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I dont know the song origionally..I'm assuming its pop..or something based on the tune I got while reading this.
But
I did, however really like this..It's catchy.
great write
goodluck -
ejoyed this sing along a lot the old black ball in the pocket and let the white dribble in thats me
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Hehe. Very nice.
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