and I'm afraid that's what I'll have to do,
I might just take a look into your eyes
and take a punch at you.
I look into your bloodshot eyes,
and it makes me want to puke,
I'm not falling for your charming looks
I know it's just a fluke.
So I have to tell you now, Cullen,
I don't like how you are,
I will not fall for the cute little hair,
Or the fancy car.
Yeah, I know, your self-obsessed,
You'll have to excuse my grudge,
'Cause when those other girls look at you
Your the murderer and I'm the judge.
If that was the case I'd sentence you,
To life behind cold bars,
Because just looking that good is a crime
Worse than driving fast cars.
So I'm telling you right now, Edward,
I'll never fall for you,
And I suppose since you can read my thoughts,
That you'll know it's true.
Author notes
Sorry to all those Twilight fans out there - I have nothing against Twilight. I love the books. I'm just sick of Edward Cullen. Or rather, the actor who plays him. No offense intended to his fans and please don't comment just to criticise my feelings about this topic.
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Comments
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I agree...
the books are good, and I did like the movie...But, like any song on the radio, it is entirely played-out... I'm tired of all those girls obsessing over him and saying they're gonna marry him, and whatnot... Its retardedd... -
Hahahaha!
Love it!
I like Twilight, but it is overrated.
The main actors(Hardwicke too) totally ruined the movie and the ones to come.
*sigh*
Anyways congrats on your awards!
Safely hidden in the darkness,
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So so right! I mean if you read the books he plays the part all wrong and same with kristen stewart. You penned my thoughts. Thank you for this amazing poem. Congrats your a finalist!
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i agree about hating robert pattingson,he is so annoying. same with kristen stewart. good poem!!!
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This was awesome I don't even like twilight lol and it's funny how all the chics think he's so amazing lol soon there will be another show out there and girls will be obbsessed with some other fake actore *rolls eyes*
thank you so much for entering my contest and good luck
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this is good
thanks fr entering good luck
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whos edward cullan?
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Thank you for the entry
Nice. I too like the books, but am getting a little tired of the overexagerated effect Edward Cullen "seems" to have on the generation of today. Very good write though. I enjoyed reading it. It kept my attention. Very good. -
This is an awesome poem loaded with imagery. Congratulations on your golden win dear.


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splendid writing! such a moving poem with uplifting lines that show you know your subject well. thank you for sharing your talent with us, here!

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good one jess!!


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Thanks jo!
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