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The Idiot

Hi, ho, I am an idiot
You see, it’s true, oh, yes I am!
I live in a mud brick hut
For I am an idiot!

Hi, ho, I am an idiot,
And absolutely mad you see,
I am a deranged freakin’ nut,
For I am an idiot!

Hi, ho, I am an idiot,
As true, as true can be,
But stop! For I am not a slut,
Just a freakin’ idiot!

Hi, ho, I am an idiot,
Who walks in winter without shoes,
And I punch strangers in the gut
For I am an idiot!

Hi, ho, I am an idiot,
Who blithers all the live long day,
And reads Jane Austen, but no smut,
For I am an idiot!

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any resemblence between this poem and Dostoyevski's "The Idiot" is entirely accidental...

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  • Darianna
    November 23
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    This reminds me of something...


  • Blossom Fairy
    June 12
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    Oh, and by the way, do you know that idiot spelled backward is toidi? Do you like it? It's kind of cute, I think.

  • Blossom Fairy
    June 12

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    I wish I may, I wish I might,
    round you up and start a fight.
    Then I'd run away and grin
    and hope my best that you might win. lol

    You are so funny and so is Melodies.


  • Melodies
    June 12

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    I wish I may, I wish I might
    engage this idiot in a fight.
    I would likely bop his head
    and he would stomp me till...

    I'm dead! lol


  • LAPoe gold member
    June 12

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    You are the smartest idiot I've ever met!!!

    your mind is like a treasure chest of silly things

    I LOVE THIS YOU NUT!!!

    laurie

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