Things I've learned from you

Things that I have learned from you:
in no particular order...

"Ah! Good looking dog!"

Finding a common ground/diversion is the fastest
way to settle a dispute.

It's not about debate, it's about persuasion.

"...deuce, deuce and a half..."

"Jake's so fat"

"Real fuckin' cool, Jake"

"Kyle's nicer."

Logic is a friend.

Shopping carts can be a very useful aid
in the event of a cell phone dying in another
town where you know someone lives, but only
when taken up the stairs and left there.

"Jerry is a Hoover."

Naked men + Jogging= Ashland

"What kind of cat is that?"

"What kind of dog is that?"

('Persuasion' with Alena) "I'd say you're
about a 6.9999. Not quite a 7."

Me: "She's not pretty-pretty, but she's not unattractive.
She has a good personality!"
You: "So, she's ugly."

"Ah!! A midget! Guys, I'm taking the elevator!"

Me "Haha! I think I'm better at repeating the things you
tell me."
You "Lol. Not likely."

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people,
my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig."

You: "I'm humble."
Me: "Yeah, uh huh...Kurt H. Manseau."
Kyle: "I think the H stands for 'Homo'"
Mel: "Homo Manseau!"

You (It was something along these lines): "The only
thing I've ever listened to my mom about is that a
person should wait at least three year before
marrying someone...I don't know if that means dating
two year and being engaged for the third..?"

Born free.

Never stop pedaling.

Happiness is a choice. Don't wait for it to come; make it happen.