S*i*L*e*N*c*E* iZ gOlDeN
fQQk OfF sAiD i
It WuZ bLoOdY mArVeLlOuS
tILL yOu LiKe SpAt iN mY eYe
Author notes
image: I found it on google, but like yeah, I know I could have sooo done this myself.
option: a, b, c, ....in fact all of them!
I was inspired by the music my neighbours were playing at full blast. The vocalist seemed intent on updating the English language, mostly by replacing the usual English words with swear words. It was so original yeah, that my muse went into instant over-drive, and yeah, this is the result. I hope you find this as exciting to judge as I found it to write. I also want you to know I will be rating your comment 5 stars as soon as you comment, cos like, then you will know who I am and hopefully that will mean I win the contest. I know people complain about trophy hunters but as far as I am aware, this site is about collecting trophies, not poetry. Hang on...I am confused. *scratches head*. Erm...yeah, so where was I. Oh yeah and I did tattoo this message 'This contest is about poetry!' on my arm but I ran out of ink. Is it OK if I don't add the...whatchacallit marks, erm...these ones...'!'. ( I hope this doesn't disqualify me. 
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A contest entry
- Options For Poetry by Feathered Motion.
400 points, ended June 10, 2 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Unique Music and Funny Poems by LullabyOfADeadMan.
500 points, ended September 7, 26 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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haha short and funny. Love it! Thanks so much!
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Congrats on the gold!!
Hehe this is great, love the inspiration to it also, what is it with kids music today?
Makes me wonder for sure..lol. An excellent piece hunni, congrats on the much deserved trophy! 
Miss ya!
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I miss you yew so muchly Hunni. It's so good to hear from you!
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Congrats on the gold!!!
You made me giggle ...
That bird just looks so defeated ..
Today I can relate...
Always a pleasure to read you
I miss you Sis!!!!
~Pastel
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Thank you Sis, I miss you too!
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lol that was cute thanks for the entry
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Hahahaha
This was great!!! Very funny indeed!!!
The perfect read for a lunch time stop bye.
I am so glad it was there for me to read!
Great job!
Congrats on the bling!
~Ron~
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Thank ye kindly
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fook me . this is funny. M .you have done well with this ..good luck.. my heart goes out to the poor birdie..pete
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Glad you liked it
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You are great craic
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l.o.l.
damn! very FuNNy S%$^3t!! l.o.l. you rock lady!
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Fankoo kindly
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and this is exactly how i feel right now about poetry. fuck it. fuck it all. a good piece of poetry penned.
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