I can see you're filled with jealousy
because you imitate me constantly
but, your pointless imitation
just fills me with elation
knowing how much you must admire me!
Everything I say and do
seems to be affecting you
and it's nice to know
how you worship me so.
I'm the pinnacle of life that you pursue!
You wear the same clothes that I wear
and I see my style in your hair.
Alas, you're trying to be
a mirror image of me,
but you'll never have my lovely derriere!
So, I offer my appreciation
that I'm the object of your imitation
but, in all honesty,
you're failing miserably
and you're insane with your warped infatuation!
You're acting like a jealous wife
with the pettiness of senseless strife
and if you want to be
a real woman like me--
Honey---Better get yourself a "Life"!
Author notes
* Jealousy from a "Woman's" point of view
In a list
A contest entry
- Jealousy has a capital J by cazzy71.
415 points, ended June 20, 14 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This is just wonderful fun to read! I love the image used and your words just seem so perfect with it. Congratulations on the well earned silver cup. Thank's so much for sharing these, please send more as you write them. I enjoy the laughs so much.
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I gave you silver
3 cheers,10/10,an awesome,engaging write,I gave you silver.All entries were terrific.Thankyou.Please take time to read entries in my other contest,about regrets and ening 26th june,it comprises some fabulous pieces. -
I do so love your funny poems and this one is up there with the best of 'em 
Best of luck 
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LOL ... this is wonderful. you are a master at rhyme. I don't know why you didn't enter my contest ...
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LOL Awesome humor, rhyme and flow as per your usual! Love it! I wish you all the best.
Linda
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Excellent write Al, and so funny...
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Amusing,but oh so true
Just a note to say,infactuation,is the word,you missed the "C",but it really did not matter.Its almost like you know the moron that I am basing the contest on. Shes so sad,that last week,she tried to get an invite to a strangers party,becuase she knew i would be there! Anyway,back to your submittance,I love,love.loved it!
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