I look into your eyes, those multicolored beauties,
It takes me back into the days when we all had cooties......
One side is blue, one side is green, a shade of yellow inbetween,
One is up, one is down, you are known all over town,
You're looking here, while looking there, you could scare away a bear,
And then your nose, poking out, it may as well be called a snout,
A nostril large, a nostril small, people pointing in the mall,
And then your mouth, your lips are weird, they are hairy like my beard,
Your teeth are straight, and lovely white, but only when they're out at night,
Your ears are huge, i must declear, you could fly like Dumbo there,
Lovely brows, but whats this hun? it seems that there is only one,
And then your figure, its so fine, even though you're three foot nine,
And your hair, smells so sweet, just like what comes off my feet,
But i love you and you love me, and so we live quite happily.
A contest entry
- Short Funny Poems by misticmoonlite.
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What did you think
Comments
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Haha...Really really good. Awesome work!
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aww this was cute!
i absolutely loved this piece!! quite funny I might add as well. The rhyme was fantastic. keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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ok thats a winner!!
(maybe but that was funny!) -
now i like the internal rhymes, funny and well said , thank you for this entry
good luck
Linda
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