My baking butt is wet
Because of all the sweat
Dripped down my back into my crack
That’s clammy as can get.
Each time I shoot a hoop
My damp drawers drip and droop.
My wet gym wear would make you swear
That I sat in some soup.
Though I’m inside the gym,
You’d think I took a swim.
The ball’s so slick, each time I flick
My wrist I hit the rim.
Guys eyes gaze at my chest,
As sweat has soaked each breast
With drops that run, like I just won
A wet T-shirt contest.
My knickers in a knot
Are twisted in my twat.
My sodden bum looks bloody dumb.
And it’s so sizzling hot,
Each time I toss a pass,
Some laughing sideline lass
Throws in a towel, and starts to howl
Because I’ve got swamp ass.
My sticky armpits stink.
My panties, bleeding pink,
Release cheap dye, so it seems I
Am on the rag, you’d think.
My runners splash and splish
And smell like funky fish.
And I’m so drenched, when I am benched
My butt cheeks squeak and squish.
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ummmm
hahahah funny love the ttle -
lol i liked this piece.
i thought it was really funny.
keep up the good work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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Hilarious! I'm impressed that you had enough material to write four verses of it too


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I never played basketball, but sometimes I get in this condition out doing my yardwork, here in the humid south.
Your poem makes me feel like I need a shower now. 



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well.....thats what happens on a hot day in the gym.... made me laugh...good job & good luck
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lol
I love it I laughed my butt off. When I sit on my buss I feel just like that on a hot day.

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