37 Things About Me

1. Very few people have ever met the real me.
2. The few friends I let in are the best friends anyone could ever have (so be jealous they aren’t yours.)
3. I fall in love too easily.
4. I love body modifications.
5. I want (but will probably never get) a corset piercing.
6. My dream proposal would be the guy I’m with to hand me a plane ticket for the next night with a ring attached to Rome.
7. I want nothing more than to have a family of my own.
8. I’m drunk right now.
9. My dream job would be an agent in the FBI.
10. I’m a republican.
11. I love shiny stuff.
12. I want my muse back---I miss being able to write something worth reading.
13. I know I’ll never be what you want me to be.
14. Rev 22:20 makes me cream myself.
15. I hate to be alone, but you’ll never see anything but a front of someone who can handle anything you throw at her.
16. My head hurts like hell right now.
17. I’m wearing nothing but a pair of panties and an adorable pair of Aerie shorts that I borrowed from Shana.
18. Which reminded me that I still have Shana’s Army t-shirt from last weekend.
19. I love wearing the clothing of my boyfriend.
20. I’m a nerd of many levels.
21. I have never read an actual “graphic novel” and boy those are called effin’ comic books…Marvel would kick your ass.
22. I played Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers as a kid, and I PWND FACE on it.
23. I play World of Warcraft….for about 15 hours a day.
24. I’m leaning toward being either a chef, some kind of event planner/hospitality management person, or a teacher/English professor.
25. I love to read.
26. I’m a grammar Nazi…if you can’t speak/type proper English, please don’t talk to me…I’m not saying you have to use it all the time because God knows I don’t, but if you don’t know HOW, and don’t at least on a regular basis then go eff yourself please. *smiles nicely*
27. My right leg just went numb.
28. I have the urge to play Donkey Kong right now.
29. It is currently 4:55am.
30. I want a tattoo across my butt that says “Made in Germany.”
31. I was in the US Air Force for 4 months and 16 days but I was injured and discharged.
32. If you think less of me for any reason, especially when you don’t KNOW me, then you can fuck yourself in the ass with a very sharp dagger and die of hemorrhoids for all I care :]
33. I have what I love to call a “Bitch Switch” --- press it, and you’re fucked for life.
34. I hold grudges VERY well.
35. I’ve been betrayed by everyone I’ve ever cared about.
36. I want to own a black 1966 Lamborghini Miura, a dark blue 1958 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray, and a black panther (the animal, idiots.)
37. My best friend is better than you'll ever DREAM of being and my boyfriend is better than yours could ever try to be.
[38. I really could keep on going for a long while, is that bad? FUCK YOU!]