So Called Best Friend

You claim to be my best friend
And when I need you you're never there
Or you have your girlfriend shoved up your butt
And when she breaks your heart
You always come crying to me
I never understand why you do the things you do
How you can assume that I think it's all about me?
Excuse the fudge out of me!
I shouldn't have never bought you that autographed snare drum topper
Nor should I have been there when you needed me the most
You accuse me of being concieted with myself
Look at yourself
And you wonder why you never have any friends
And why your girlfriend acts the way she does
I'm tired of the bull crap
Oh by the way...
Without you... I still have five best friends.
What makes you think I need you?
At least I know my other five best friends are always there for me