Tight Pants and Purple Shoes

How do you fit into those pants?
No I mean really?
Those tight jeans you wear make my hair stand up
Your pants are so tight
Tighter than mine
And your a guy
How do you fit....
Oh never mind
You try to belittle me
And make yourself seem taller
Try to squish me with your purple shoes
But baby, I'm one size bigger then you
You call me once and if I don't pick up
You call over and over
Maybe I don't want to talk
I have a life
And one of the things
That bothers me the most
Is one you show up at my house
Acting like its no big deal
Saying I forgive you for not picking up your phone
Then inviting yourself into my room
Taking out my guitar and messing up the tuning
Going to my fridge and eating my family's food
I live in a small trailer with my mom and step dad
With a three year old
And a three month old
Also a thirteen year old that comes
Every other weekend
I can't help,but to be angry
When you wake up my family
When they are finally getting sleep
I want to yell
To scream get out of my house!
And yet I don't
Leave me alone!
Please Please Please
I'm done with you harassing me
Go and don't come back
Go buy more skinny jeans
Cause it's obvious the penis you try to tell me is huge
IS NOT THERE
R.W
Go away
Leave
This time I'm taller than you
And I'm kicking your butt out with my bigger shoes
Cause baby, I have a bigger penis than you
I don't wanna talk
And I have a life
It's called trying to keep my family together
Hanging out with people that actually care
So leave
I won't miss you
Good Riddance you rat
Leave me alone
And never come back