There once was a man,
Who did the can-can,
who loved to bowl with a pan,
And had a very bad problem,...he was tan.
Now this made him mad,
but he could only be sad,
It was funny to watch him, i felt bad,
so i went told my dad.
my dad said to not look smug,
and go make him some coffe in a mug,
but when i went over he took my pug,
then he said he look kind of snug.
he went pug bowling after that,
he bowled my pug on a mat,
and said mypug was fat,
i took my pug back after that spat.
the man who did the can-can,
and bowled with a pan,
he now had now problem with his tan,
but now i have a problem with this man.

