Gettin' Some Tale

    Once upon a time, a princess named Rapunzel was locked away in a tall tower because her parents hated life. She was there so long her hair grew to the ground. She was tired and lonely.

    One day, a man was trotting by on his horse. He noticed Rapunzel in the tower window and thought she was fucking sexy. He called up, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!" The princess knew he was a nobody and definitely not someone she was attracted too, but she had been alone for years and years. She let down her hair and let him up.

    Needless to say, they got it on, and he went back down. Before he went on his way, he asked for a lock of hair to remember her by. She agreed.

    A few weeks after that man had left, another one came along. He too was struck by her beauty and wanted to bang her. He called, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair"
She did, and after he was through with her, he asked for a lock of her hair. Again she agreed.

    Man after man visited her in her tower.

    Then a knight on a white horse came upon the tower. He looked up at Rapunzel and fell madly in love. He called out to her and confessed his love. She was moved and knew he was the one for her. She threw her hair out the window, but it didn't reach the ground like it used to. It was too short for the knight to reach even when he stood on his horse. She felt ashamed and filthy, and she told him what she had done. He was so outraged that he had fallen for a whore that he left and never came back.

                                  The End.